This really doesn't have anything to do w/ wive's tales but I found them humorous!Quote:
Originally posted by wolflady:
<STRONG>Oh, one of my favorites is:
The phrase ‘getting out of the wrong side of the bed’</STRONG>
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep in til noon!
Crankiness-for me it's just as natural as morning.
And, on a related 'waking theme,' one of my all-time favs:
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.