If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.
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If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.
To quote a cat-fucious honor student:Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.
Done.
:)
Cat in the hand is worth two scratches on your arm.
The last place you expect to find a cat is the first place you will see them.
One cat, two cat, three cats-how high can you count?
A cat owner is nothing but a pin cushion that bleeds.
A bad cat is told no, cats don't understand english.
Why are they named "cats"?
Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.
Cat who stand on toilet, high on pot.
:D :D :D Classic!!!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
... Why are they named "cats"?
Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.
If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!
:D
These are great Richard!
You cannot have your cake and eat it.
Cracker Jack will climb on the counter to help
you scarf it down.
;)
You can't please everyone.
Especially a finicky cat.
When the cat's away, the mice will play-
Heaven help them when the cat comes home.
What you don't know can't hurt you.
Wait until you see what the cat broke this time!
Two is company, three is a crowd.
Is four a clowder?
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
But, cat hair adds to the flavor!
Person who owns a cat,
Gets skin pierced for free.
A person who cuddles on a cold night with a cat,
soon knows the taste of cat hair.
On a rainy night, a cat will never track mud into your
bed after a bathroom break. Cat litter??? Oh well!!!
A cat and a hairball are soon parted.
A cat can look at you and scratch the furniture at the same time.
No pain, no gain-
How else are you gonna catch that feral?
:eek:
When a Cat,is lloked for,the most,is when,they are the most invisible,to the eye.
LITTLE CAT TROUBLE IN BIG CHINA!!Quote:
Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!
:D
These are great Richard!
CAT CLAWS=LOVE TAPS:D
HUNGRY CAT, NOISY HOUSE...
NO REST FOR THE WAITRESS...
Proctect yourself from crazy cat-
Pull blankets over head.
Nocturnal means "Play loudy at night".
Water dish does not move by itself,
only cat knows secret.