If there was one thing

How to VACUUM, sweep up spilled kibbles, and CLEAN UP THOSE COLD NASTY HAIRBALLS before I find them with my bare feet!!:D :D :D

I use newspaper put in the litter................CHEAP TOO

Use CAT CHOW INDOORS it dont give them worms so hairballs.

ha ha! Cute thread! :)

Noah - I would teach him how to enjoy brushing with a kitty brush so he wouldn't get mats and have to be tortured to remove them.

Noel - How to GROWL like a lion each time Basil tried to torment her

Basil - How to be nice to others. Maybe I'd like him to talk, so we could discuss his feelings...

Livvy - Same as Noel, but I'd like her to know how to hold her own around the other cats so she'd feel better and could be inside again. :(

Micah - Teach him the secret of eternal life. That cat isn't allowed to leave me, ever....

Hermione - How to be picked up and enjoy it. And, how to fend off the "always starving" Samson when he goes for her wet food.

Samson - Ummm...see above. Needs better manners. ;)

Phoebe - To trim her own claws. She kneads and cuddles with me a hundred times a day and although we are always trimming those claws, they grow like weeds!

Foster: Jonah - To like other cats and to fit in because I'm in LOVE!!! ;)

Storm- How to be less jealous of his siblings and to be less bossy towards them too.

Sunny- To let me sleep in on the weekends.

Cirrus- To be less skittish and fearful of people and cooperate with me when he needs to go to the vet and be medicated etc.

Sky- To be a little less fiesty and bitey and to cry less often especially in the wee hours of the morning.

I'd also love to be able to understand cat language. They wouldn't have to speak english but just meow and I'd be able to understand them.:) I know that this is more than one thing but it's too hard to narrow it down to just one thing.;)

I really like the "teaching them to use the toilet" idea.

I would also teach Samson that it is really not a good idea to lie in the floor right where someone is trying to walk.