Don Juan wrote this himself..... ;-)
hi al mom says her aunt (chester's mom) would be just crazy about you she's had two other orangies who are at the rainbow bridge (woodstock and tigre) hope you got your former human's boyfriend good mine used to have a boyfriend who was mean to me just once but that was enough we have our very own house now if your human stiffs you on treats just go in the kitchen while she's getting her food and meow until she gets you a treat mom says i'm a big boy but i'm barely half of you watch out for the enemy cat and those birds (they are really terrorists) and take good care of your human bye now yr friend don juan
oh yeah mom says youre probably just like tigre he was a mean sob who beat up every cat in his neighborhood and most of the dogs he tried to take on a german shepherd when he was 17 thats when he went to the rb