Dear Mr. Magoo:
I hate to say it, but all those slobbery kisses are the price you pay for being a much loved Pet Talk kitty. Get used to it my friend.:)
It sounds like you've had such an adventurous day so I'll be brief so you can go back to your power nap. I'm so proud of you sweet Magoo and I just know that you and all the other furry ones will be best mates in no time. I know that some of them might "bug" you but think of the alternative. Right now you get your food served to you in a crystal bowl, you've got a soft warm place to nap, you've got furless ones that love you and you get to experience all those slurpy kisses from humans. What more could you ask for??
Watch out because there are more kisses coming your way....
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS