Tasha here! Mommy sed I should 'splain about me and Tommy's most resent naw-tee experiense in wich we were partners in crime. Mom sed it'd be eazier to 'splain if I showed a picshur of our setup for when Mom leeves the house.
http://www.doordolt.com/~jfrank/Misc/hallsetup.jpg
To the rite is a slidy door that goes to the living room, and then a gate to the kichen. The gate just stays there and we come in and out thru that slidy door. This keeps us in the area of the house ware Tommy can't get into stuff like dish touls off the counter and laundree downstares. Mommy was in a hurry for a docktur's appointment and left that slidy door open just a crack wen she left! Well I looked at that little crack and could fit my nose in there! Clever gurl that I am, I nosed the crack open a bit further til I could fit my hed thru there, then my body. Yay! I can go sleep on the sofa till Mom gets back now!
-Luv Tasha
Tommee here!
After my smart sister pushed open dat pesky dore, I trotted on out wif her. Rite away, I nodiced Mommees pants that she had wore waiting for her nicer pants to get drie in the drier, throne over the sofa. I new Mommee musta left em for me, she noes how I luv lawndry! Wen we hurd Mommee come home and open da door, I ran up to Mommee all proud wif her pants in my mouth! Mommee sed sum bad wurds when she took em frum me and saw the croch chewed out. Then she went all over da house lookin for any other "presence" she sed, but I's a gud boy and only destroid da one pare of pants! :D
- Luv Tommee
