The humbling aspects of dog ownership

Drake has done much to emabrass me. But I adore him nonetheless! The one incident that I rememeber very well was during the holiday season last year. Drake was housebroken at a very early age (4 months). He has never gone in the house ever since. I do not put up a tree during xmas, so Drake is not used to it. We were at my inlaws for dinner and Drake felt the need to take lift his leg up and pee on their 10 foot xmas tree!!

OMG! I was mortified. Everyone thought it was hilarious! Everyone except for Andrew's mom that it!! Luckily, he had peed on our gifts and noone else!

Hey What's a dog supposed to do when he sees a tree?

LOL! Great thread,
I am reading and laughing/noticing ROcky has done a couple
of your exact things too.
1: Rocky has peed on a silk tree inside
a friends house.
2: (when Rocky was about a year old,
he lifted up the skirt of a H. S. cheerleader who was
petting him at our local petshop.
Poor thing was so embarrased because her boyfriend was
right next to her and saw everything.
3: ROcky was so excited/upset about a dog barking at him,
as I was walking him around our neighborhood,
he forgot himself and lifted his leg and preceeded to
pee on me. Luckly he only got my shoe.

Sandra my favorite bed wear is my warm thick fuzzy nightgown
that has a fuzzy bear head in front with pockets. :D

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Originally posted by KYS
3: ROcky was so excited/upset about a dog barking at him,
as I was walking him around our neighborhood,
he forgot himself and lifted his leg and preceeded to
pee on me. Luckly he only got my shoe.

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LMAO! I am beside myself right now. I needed a good laugh. This thread is great, but that one is my favorite. I have this mental image of him staring ahead while he pees on your leg.

This is a great thread!

I know what you mean about having to walk the dogs in your pajamas. When Jake has to go, he won't take "just a minute" for an answer. I have this really perfect, beautiful, sophisticated neighbor. I get so embarassed every time she sees me outside in my pajamas and slippers.

And the feminine hygiene product thing - that's sooo embarassing.

How about the panties thing? Do your dogs chew the crotches out and leave them lying all over the house for a repairman to find?

My most embarrassing moment was a few months ago, when I was keeping that stray Husky, Clara. I took her to my husband's motorcycle race at Sear's Point Raceway (a.k.a. Infineon). I was right where all the food, bathrooms, and souvenior booths are. Hundreds of people shoulder to shoulder walking. She stopped and pooped. She wouldn't quit pooping. People were having to stop in their tracks and walk around her. I could have died.

Teddy has done a few numbers on me. He has an obsession with my panties. One night, I was getting dressed for a girl's night out. Teddy snatched my panties and ran off. I ran, grabbed them from him, and threw them on. I'm at the nightclub, and I feel something lose. Lo and Behold, my panties were completly tore on one side, and holding on by a string on the other side. And of course, you all know me. I had to embarrass myself by announcing it to everyone around me.

Lastly, not only did Teddy do the butt drag thing in front of guests, but it left a poop stain trail on our light carpet.

Oh! I told this one before, but I'll repeat it. One night, I let Roxy sleep in the laundry room. I was so dog gone proud that she didn't chew anything up the whole night. A few nights later, we had company over. (Halloween, BTW.) It was my first time meeting them, but they were dog lovers. I'm bragging about how Roxy spent all night in the laundry room and didn't destroy a single thing. She goes "Uhhh, not to be gross, but what is coming out of your dogs butt?" It was my panties. Apparently she was finished digesting them.

Oh, my gosh--these are hilarious!!! I've been sitting here snorting with laughter as I read them! Some of the mental imagery is so great, e.g. "She stopped and pooped. She wouldn't quit pooping."

I have a feeling I can look forward to a lot of these kinds of moments with Lefty. :)

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How about the panties thing? Do your dogs chew the crotches out and leave them lying all over the house for a repairman to find?

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OMG, LOL, yeah the panties thing is quite embarrassing.

I was hesitant to relate this story as it is almost too embarrassing for me even to put here but everyone else is being such a good sport so.. here goes :rolleyes:

One morning I got up and saw my bathroom trash scattered all over the hallway.. apparently my husband forgot to close the bathroom door before he headed off to work. Well the trash had included some of those very private and embarrassing feminine products, but there were none around. Tommy had eaten what he found. *sigh* I was more than a little disgusted, and horribly embarrassed even though thankfully no one was around.. but I wondered what would show up in the yard once he had gotten done digesting.

Well a few days passed and I actually forgot about it until I saw my husband outside, cleaning up the dog piles before running the mower. In horror I ran out there and David said "hey, I think Tommy got ahold of one of your socks and pooped it out."

I went back in, blushing horribly, and never said a word.

April likes to sit up and lean on visitors and lick them wildly, whether thay are animal lovers or not. She loves everybody and shows it with no shame! It is cute, but I try to discourage her from doing this with strangers that seem like they aren't happy with her wet display of affection. It was especially embarressing while I was outside talking to someone when she when potty and started trying to eat her own poopy! I scolded her and made her get away from it, but she was definitely wanting to eat it! eoow gross! :eek:

K9soul:In horror I ran out there and David said "hey, I think Tommy got ahold of one of your socks and pooped it out.">>>>

LOL! That was funny.

Umm reading a lot of your posts, seems
some dogs have quiet an interest in undies. hehehe

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Originally posted by DoggiesAreTheBest

Hey What's a dog supposed to do when he sees a tree?

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Not ever having a male dog til this March, I hadn't even thought about that...please Spot, don't pee on the tree!!!!

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she intends to give sloppy wet kisses, but all they see is a big black dog with her mouth open, which could look scary to a stranger!

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This also fits Sadie to a "T"

When she was a puppy (about 6 months old maybe?) We took her to Ralph's friend's house to play with their Boxer, who is about the same age. Heidi took us inside for a tour, and sadoe, pooped ontheir floor while we were upstairs...she did do it by the front door, so I think she was trying to tell us...


When Cincy was in Puppy K, we stopped at the Pet Store on the way home one night. She pooped all over the food aisle and it was the stinkiest!!! Ralph got paper toewls and stuff and cleaned it up andthe kid working says "Man, am I glad I didn't hav eto clean that one up!!! That is sooo stinky!" That was the last ngiht we EVER used Iams!!!


Spot's problems are simiar to Duke's...heis in love with both Anna's Huney and Staci's Keegan. I think it is the floofy tailed red heads :)

I had a dog that would bring in huge underwear! He was getting them from my neighbors' clothesline! He was swallowing the big undies and throwing them up! I had to keep him in the house or pen all the time after that.
Oh my God, Jen! April is cute but weird! hehehe! I would have loved seeing your face when that happened. LOL!

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I had a dog that would bring in huge underwear! He was getting them from my neighbors' clothesline!

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This almost made me choke on my coffee when I read it. LOL

Mama! I remember those gigantic panties!!! I hadn't thought of that in a while! That was funny and horrifying!
Yes, I am sure I had quite a face when April attempted to eat the poopy in front of my friend! :D:eek:

Well, this seems to be a pretty old thread, but I have been laughing my butt off at all of these stories!!

About a year ago, Abby seemed to be having an affair with my favorite soft Martha Stewart pillow (which I bought one day when we were out of town & my butt was so sore I didn't know how I'd sit in the car long enuff for the drive home):eek: She would get ahold of that dang pillow & hump away obsessively...until she couldn't move any more...she would actually fall over when she was done! Thank God no one saw her...and Martha hit the trash!!