What do policeman say if an expensive mirror goes missing?
We'll look into it.:D
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What do policeman say if an expensive mirror goes missing?
We'll look into it.:D
he he these are my daughters jokes from school.
What did the man do when his hand fell off?
He went to the secondhand shop.
Guy takes his lizard into a bar. bartender ask the lizard's name.
"Tiny", he replies.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Cause he's my newt!"
This one took me a while to get:
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
:D
ummm...i don't get it....i hate not getting jokes cuz then i feel stoopid.Quote:
Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Guy takes his lizard into a bar. bartender ask the lizard's name.
"Tiny", he replies.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Cause he's my newt!"
Nobody ever gets this one lol :p
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
lmao!
I had to readit a few time when I first read it in a book...read my newt as one word...maybe that will help :)Quote:
Originally posted by G.P.girl
ummm...i don't get it....i hate not getting jokes cuz then i feel stoopid.
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...Quote:
Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
I had to readit a few time when I first read it in a book...read my newt as one word...maybe that will help :)
Me either...? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by G.P.girl
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...
It's a play on words. Minute (prnounced my-newt) means tiny :)Quote:
Originally posted by G.P.girl
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...
Quote:
Originally posted by Twisterdog
This isn't exactly a one-liner, but slick's comment above made me think of this joke. I, too, love this joke and no one ever gets it. Actually, I use this joke as the litmus test for men ... if he gets it, he might be potential date material. If he stares at me like a deer in the headlights, it's hasta la vista, baby. ;)
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
:D :D :D
hah! It took a minute or 2, but I get it! :D:D I like that one lol
ROTF ..... that's hilarious ... and soooo true! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Cookiebaker
My co-worker just told me this one today (I hope it's not offensive!!!)
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb???
A:You wanna go for a bike ride??
:p
well i sorta got that... but i'd never really heard somebody use minute to describe tiny...oh well...:) it sure took me long enoughQuote:
Originally posted by Shelteez2
It's a play on words. Minute (prnounced my-newt) means tiny :)
ok heres one...
Q: What do you get if a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor
My dad used to say this when we would pass a cemetery:
"You know people are just dying to get in there!"