Oxymorons anyone?

Then there’s the Bill Gates classic: Microsoft Works (Almost exactly!)

… and I‘m sure I have a cd somewhere which states that it is an Original Copy, Recorded Live, but I don’t have an exact estimate on that.

I also found some collective nouns:
A stack of librarians
An amalgamation of metallurgists
A shower of meteorologists
A whinge of Poms (by an Australian I'm afraid)
A body of Pathologists

… and here's an intelligent conclusion:
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the houseon the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The Biologist: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If exactly one person now enters the house then it will be empty again."

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… and I‘m sure I have a cd somewhere which states that it is an Original Copy, Recorded Live, but I don’t have an exact estimate on that.

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:D :D

Microsoft Works.

:rolleyes:

A deafening silence...

The one I have always liked is the sign for time-shares for sale.

"Interval Living"

uh, what do you do the rest of the time?

:rolleyes:
Must be tax free, but once again, that would be if it were new and improved and your only choice.

What was I thinking?? I've been calling a few stupid people I work with "oxymorons". I guess I'll have to go back and take the test again.

I think these have been posted before, but still funny:

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Al Gore, VP

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another" - George Bush, US President

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country," - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

oh oh oh!!!

just saw the thread..


pickled beets???

and the latest 'fashion food' here in LALA LAND...



grape tomatoes:eek:

Good one Richard:p

Rap Music

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Rap Music

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Great one, Tomkatzid! :p

I just spoke with someone who said they sent camping last weekend. Slept on the ground in a comfortable sleeping bag.

Now that's an oxymoron to me!

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I just spoke with someone who said they sent camping last weekend. Slept on the ground in a comfortable sleeping bag.

Now that's an oxymoron to me!

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:D :D :D To me too!

The one I always say to Mike just to make him mad since he was in intelligence in the Army.....military intelligence.

My description of Frederick Douglass in one of my papers....literate slave

how about hardly unique? Does that count since there are no degrees of uniqueness???