What is it about Kansas? I just read yesterday on the internet that a man had rented a motel room in Kansas. He kept going back to the office to complain that his room had a bad odor.
Management checked it out and said it may smell a little musty.
After three days the man could not take it anymore, so he checked out.
Management went into the room and under the platform bed and under the mattress was a dead body.
So now you can't eat or sleep in Kansas.