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This is Max's run away story... Some tart left the gate open :rolleyes: & when I went to the back door to let him in he was gone... so I ran to the front of the house to find Max sleeping in the front porch... Max never really ever ran away, he just wont leave his yard & hes been like that the day we got him
I took my dog Taffy to one of my friends soccer games and we had to walk across a field where little kids were playing and Taffy pooped right in the middle of the soccer field:eek: !!!!it was embarrassing but the worst thing she has ever done.
But when I think back on it I laugh my head off!:D
well Isabell used to chew on the porch,and the pool deck, and the neighbors shoes, and the neighbors footballs, oh and the next door neighbors shrubs:rolleyes:
Let's see, I'll start with Kito--when we first got him, he had a nice black wire crate. One night we went to dinner (we MIGHT have been gone 2 hours), and when we came back, he was limping, and bars were bent on the crate, and there was a mess in it--still not sure exactly what he did, but we got rid of the crate; he chewed up a few coasters, chewed on another one of his crates, he hates the little boy who lives near us (the boy is always taunting him), and scared the crap out of my cousin, and had him pinned up against the table (evil Kito), and when my mother in law brought her pom over to meet Kito, he peed on him (he has since been neutered, and doesn't mark so much)
Abbey--chewed up 2 dog beds, stole a sandwich off the counter, made 2 holes in the wall in the laundry room where their pen is, ate 3 buttons off of my pants, scratched off some concrete from the patio, and bit Kito once
I forgot--Kito bit Abbey's ear once, so it bled--goofy pups!!!
They haven't done anything terrible though, and I love them no matter what!!!
Nebo puked in the back seat of my car just a couple of days ago....
Hmmm, you'd think I'd remember more. I have an entire box full of stuffed animals that he has so willingly murdered. Poor toys. :( He's about chewed the crap out of wooden handle of the pooper scooper.
Oh, here's one.........I had just bought him a brand new igloo with a nice pad inside. That pad was inside the igloo for ONE DAY, and he just shredded it to pieces! It took me an hour to clean up all the foam!
Oh, and another....he sleeps in a crate in my closet...and next to the crate was one of my (favorite) art portfolios...somehow through the tiny holes of the crate (it's not a wire one, a plastic one with small holes) he managed to rip a HUGE hole in the side of my portfolio, and ripped a couple of drawings. :(
He eats everything...I've found about everything you can imagine in "Nebo doo-doo" lol.......from earplugs to plastic bean bag pellets....:rolleyes:
Well, I had guest over who I hadn't seen in years, and we were busy getting reacquainted when he looked down at Star and got a strange expression on his face. I looked down and saw that she was rubbing her butt on his leg. ^_^
Bailey really hasn't done anything that bad...killed some stuffed toys, went potty in the house...puppy stuff really.
Although yesterday, she almost peed on my neighbor's cat. I took Bailey outside on my lunch break and she ran straight for the flowerbed outside the front door. There's a big fluffy tree in the middle of it, so it was really shadowy underneath. She ran up and started peeing and then the cat jumped up and hissed. The cat had been about 1 inch away from Bailey's pee!
I couldn't stop laughing...that poor cat just looked so poofy and indignant!:)
:D lol!!!:eek:
my neighbours older dog (RB) once atr his wedding ring... he had to fallow the dog for 3 days until Shadow finally pooped it out... hehe
The worst thing Tikeya has ever done is kill a rabbit, kitten, robbin babes, and a hamster.
The worst thing Oscar has ever done is roll in poop.