Originally Posted by
GILL
I have not spoiled my cats.
They just have me well trained.
1. Water bowls (4) and fountains (3) must be cleaned and filled every
morning and evening.
2. Dry food feeders (6) must be filled every morning and night.
3. Wet food MUST be served at 5:30am and again at 8pm every day.
4. I must sit in my chair by 8:30pm so that the loving can start. Demetri has
too give me 2 kisses on the nose, then Egypt has to give his hugs (head
bumps) in my neck, this is while Mits has to make bread on my stomach,
and when there is an opening Lucky has to lay across my chest and
snuggle in my throat. I have to have the TV volume almost full to hear it
over the purring.
5. I must go to bed no later then 11:00pm (I get yelled at by 3-6)
6. I have to sleep on my left side. Egypt on my head, Mits tucked in the arm
pit, Penny in the crotch, Lucky behind the rump, Shadow behind the
knees. That's until Mits
thinks I'm a sleep then he and Demetri switch places.
7. I must not move during the night.
8. I must not get up during the night (we have to start all over)
9. If I use the bathroom, I must be prepared to scratch and pet the whole
time and run the vanity water for drinking.
10. DO NOT miss any of these rules or get snubbed.