Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
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Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Hey, Richard isn't just a kiddin' about the California weather. I walked out on my deck to go to work and almost went arse over teakettle on the ice crystals.
Soooo - a large very hot coffee - with a generous amount of Bailey's will thaw me out and get the day going.
One clean joke will get you lifetime membership. However, since you tried to crash the party, I think we should make it a little tougher!! :D What do you think, Richard????? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catherinedana
Yeah - take away her green Irish coffee until she tells us a really good joke!:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by pomtzu
Crashing the party - where does she think she is - the WHITE HOUSE?:D
It got down to 8 here last night. Make my hot choco a double please? and 4 catnip teas for the brats. :D
How about this . . .
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
Give that lady back her Green Irish Coffee - freshen it up a bit and let's all say
WELCOME ABOARD!!
OK - I think that one gets her in at least most of the way;) - how 'bout it Barkeep? ... Barkeep?? YO - BARKEEP!! Oh, where is he? Orc, go find him would you? :rolleyes:
Good joke. :)
Down to 13ºF here in the morning. BRRR. But we're lucky because its been clear so no ice to deal with.
Transition happens this weekend when Pacific weather is due to scour out our Artic Blast. I'm sipping on a pumpkin-spice latte at the moment, so adding some baileys sounds like a most exellent idea.
For lunch, anyone want some a bowl of hot chili?
Thank you so much!!
Hey, I crashed last week too. Do I need to find another joke?
Excellent joke!!
Could I please get a ginger ale? My tummy is still not over the cleanout business. Food is not my friend yet. Or better yet, some hot ginger tea.
I checked our temperature it is 10oF and feels like 0oF, need some feel better and warming up liquids.
I go outside to do a little wood gathering and everyone shows up!
QoP,
Proud of you, see? The test twasn't that bad!
Hot Ginger Tea!
DONE!
CD,
One Joke per Membership.
Oh no, Burritos again!:eek:
Hi Catland!
Some Bailey's for you!
Chili? I'll break out the bowls and crackers!
DONE!
PM,
Thanks for sending the ORC out, I dropped plastic pipe on my foot....He carried me back in!
Hey Miss G,
Glad you didn't go A over T!
Large hot, extra Bailey's
DONE!
Hi MOFF,
Hot choco and tea for the kids!
DONE!
Pom,
She managed to work a Mexican into the joke and insult the bartender!:eek:;):p
We'll leave her alone!
DONE!
Refresh you cup!
Nah. But it does appear that security at the bar is about as good as at the White House. Orc must have been asleep at his post. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Catherinedana
Could I please get a tall, stiff drink. (in reality no way would my tummy accept it)
He cancelled my vehicle insurance and pulled a few other nasty tricks today so I need a belt!!!:mad:
Plus I'm heading out into the cold and could use some anti-freeze!!!
QoP,Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen of Poop
My brother has tried to cut off the cable three times, the water and power twice and the phone twice. You are not alone.
One anti-freeze?
done!