I cold in Jersey when you can't get out of bed. Sunday morning I woke and could not move. At first I though I was paralyzed. Then I found the reason.
I had Bart and Princess (total about 39 lb.) lined up on one side Mit's and Peak lined up between my wife and I (about 36 lb) and Lucky across my feet. They had me well pinned I was held down by close to 85 lb. of cat and no one wanted to move.
Great way to wake up as soon as they noticed I was awake all broke into full purr. This matched the purrs come from the other side of the bed where Lenny, Roz and Chessie were.