Have a great day, Richard - and many more to come! :)
I just have to reveal to everybody what kind of guy you are! :eek: ;)
Scorpio traits and characteristics include piercing eyes, sexual magnetism, being secretive, forceful, and exciting. You probably take good care of your body, or at least talk about doing so. Famous Scorpios include Vivian Leigh (Gone with the Wind makes sense, all of a sudden, doesn't it?), Rodney Dangerfield and Hillary Rodham Clinton. Their love compatibility signs are Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, and Capricorn, the most compatible being Capricorn and their least-Aries, which would make sense because they would argue constantly. (Fire and water make steam!) They are the most magnificent of the constellations; the center star is called Antares and looks like the Scorpion's fiery heart when seen during the summer months in the Southern Hemisphere.
I told you all of that to tell you this, every guy I have ever fallen for at first sight has been a Scorpio, and every one of them refused to acknowledge my existence. Many a note was passed in study hall, the epitome of the school yard crush. You know the note, the one that says ''Do you like me?" with the three boxes-yes, no, or maybe, a veritable Ouija board of choices. And if you've ever loved a Scorpio you know that they will always check "maybe." It's part of their being secretive and they love to keep you guessing. Like their insect counterpart, the Scorpio will dance backward egging you on, promising passion, asking to borrow your car only to turn and sting you when they get bored. These are not just traits of the male Scorpio, either. Female Scorps will ask to borrow your best dress, and then exit the party with someone,( Probably an Aries) leaving you to find your own ride home. (Usually with a Virgo)
I am not bitter; I have just learned my lesson the hard way. Scorpio's are also great leaders. They make wonderful attorneys. They are well spoken and charming. If I were to get into a verbal argument I would want a Scorpio on my side. (For physical altercations you'll want a Leo.) If I ever need a stockbroker, I will ask them when their birthday is. Bill Gates is a Scorpio.
By the way, another characteristic typical of the Scorpio zodiac symbol is obsessive-compulsive disorder, and you're probably a gambling addict, so there.
But you probably knew that!
And here's another version! :eek: :D
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21.
People are always failing in love with Scorpios because they think they have hidden depths. They don't. 'They are just terribly self-centered, which makes them seem subtle and mysterious. They feel the world owes them unlimited goodies, in return for which they owe the world only their cool, inscrutable presence. The only Scorpios of record ever to lose their heads were Charles I and Marie Antoinette (people can get pretty fed up with a Scorpio),
Scorpio people should marry each other. They deserve it. Goebbels was a Scorpio. They bite the hand that feeds them and any other hands they can reach. Scorpios are spiteful and bide their time. They believe in the two-eyes-for-an-eye kind of vengeance. Their talent for verbal cruelty is without peer in the zodiac, and their sexual irresponsibility is admitted even by the writers of horoscopes for Sunday newspapers. The only safe Scorpio is a Scorpio far, far from his fellowman: Captain James Cook in the Pacific, Daniel Boone in the wilderness or Dostoevski in Siberia.
