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I forgot one. Whenever I leave the house, I yell "Ok, gang, Mommy's leaving. (and I tell them where I'm going), I won't be late. Everybody be good. Puddy, watch the house for Mommy!" If I'm taking Puddy to the vet, then I yell "Boo, watch the house until Puddy comes home!"
Thanx for reminding me how weird I am.
I believe I got the term "turd burglar" from Beavis and Butthead years ago, along with "fartknocker", which they get called. They are sometimes referred to as farty fart-boys or fart blossoms (even though they are not flatulent at all), and Sammy in particular is called Turd Ferguson fairly often (from that Jeopardy sketch on SNL). :D:p
LOL,
Fartknocker has been around for ages!
But TB, Ihadn't heard that one!;)
I forgot one that I use for my friends and cats.
"Hey, YOU!"
If they pick up the phone, they immediately know who it is!
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The other one is, "Jimmee get on..."
Jimme get on began life as "let me get on..."
Which was the way people would ask for things at a store or eatery in the poorer areas of town-Hey, I could have said economically depressed, eh?
A person would approach the counter and tell the clerk, "Let me get on a package of Marlboro Red cigarettes!"
A neighborhood kid was making fun at the rudeness of the request and would say, "Jimmeee get on your bike" or "Jimmeee get on a nickel, I need one to get an ice cream"
So, years later, I tell the Edster, "Jimmeeee get on my recliner, move your arse!'
It don't always work:rolleyes: