"Horn broken, watch for finger"
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"Horn broken, watch for finger"
I have two more."my other car is a piece of junk,too!" and "this is NOT an abandoned car!"
"MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT." From Dogma Catmantoo, a nice store in Ann Arbor featuring nice things for cats and dogs and people who love them. It's at http://dogmacatmantoo.com/, but that bumper sticker isn't on the web site. You can also get one there saying "MY DOG IS ..etc."
I also have one that says "CATS AGAINST BUSH" and has a picture of a kitten's face with its mouth open looking like it's laughing. (I got from http://shop.cafepress.com/cats-against-bush .)
I have one of those Jesus-fish-type things, only this one has legs and ears and a tail and whiskers, and inside the outline of the "fish" it says "CAT". From http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/car-p...ml?id=e3iPvrBm .
And I have a spay-neuter one and a spay-neuter "ribbon."
"The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"
Can I have that one? Really, because I do. I drive speed limit and people are always mad at me for it.
I have a lot of stickers on my car, but none of them are really funny except my "What do keys do?" one. (PotC reference)
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Originally Posted by smokey the elder
My friends sister has one that has a little rocket ship/fish and it says "Science". :D Very neat. :D
On my Explorer: Well behaved women rarely make history
On hubby's truck: Cats not kids; Got Hardtack? (he is a Civil War re-enactor)
On a car we used to see coming into work : Dislexic devil worshipers worship Santa
I absolutely love the last one!
By far my favorite one has been "No need for a car alarm...I have a Chihuahua" They had other breeds as well.
One old one I remember: "A women's place is in the House (and the Senate, and the Supreme Court!)"
Along the same lines, I've seen "A woman's place is on her horse."
THAT IS AWESOME!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../jitcrunch.jpg
my uncle has one........but due to the younger people on here it says
"unless you're a hemorhoid, get off my a$$.
Oh they are all so funny. This one I saw years ago and I laughted so hard I had to pull off the side of the road.
HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED.
I just saw one this morning that was great. It was on a work truck. It said:
My truck isn't leaking. It's marking it's territory.
I saw one last year on truck in front of me, it said: "What's racecar spelled backwards"? I was trying to mentally figure it out and was sitting at the light with people beeping at me, lol.