What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Karen's right actually; an unaltered male cat is a Tom, an unaltered female cat is a Queen, an unaltered female dog is a bitch, and an unaltered male dog is a stud -or- dog. :) We actually had a unit in terminology over the names and terms heheQuote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
If a tree falls with no one around, does it still make noise?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together??? :confused:
What do you call a PLAN that falls apart?
If you want to stay warm why would you put on a SWEATer?
Why isn't a GANGSTER on his own called a ONESTER?
What happens to the bodies of athlete's when a game goes to SUDDEN DEATH?
Does PENMANSHIP still count if you use a pencil?
IF cat a poops on a clay surface, why don't tennis players play on LITTER?
Why isn't the RECORD industry called the DVD industry?
Isn't an out of work actor just "unemployed" since he's not acting?
Why is it called a KEYBOARD when there isn't a lock in sight?
Why does a SCREEN door let in people you don't want in your house?
Isn't the name subSEAMAN more appropriate than subMARINE?
Why are men called "missing persons"?
What do you call a firework that is a dud? A fireslacker?:rolleyes:
Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?
I wasn't looking to purchase a dog or fleas at a flea market but I got Tucker AND a lot of fleas!!!!!Quote:
Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?
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Originally Posted by 4 Dog Mother
So, the fleas were free! :confused::eek:
I don't think so - I think that part of the price of Tucker was for all the fleas - what else would have made him worth that amount of money? They were just one of those hidden costs you have to read the fine print to find out about. (LOL)
Why do they call it a Yard Sale or Garage Sale? If I want a yard and garage I'll buy a house.
When stores have a "white sale" you can also buy colored linens on sale too.
Here's a few cute animal ones:
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.