Okay, Barkeep.
How about a redux of the 10 white russians?
I went to work this morning, walked in, and the supervisor was waiting for me at the timeclock with a work order for a machine that had gone down the night prior. Then I helped someone on another machine, and finally, after three hours, got to my own work for the day. (I'd love to be anonymous, but it's just not in the cards)
Then I left, went to the dentist, and they finished a root canal. While at the office, they had a power outage, and I had to help their office staff restart their network..........so I could get my BILL! (I should have asked for a rebate due to technical support assistance)
On second thought, let me do this the easy way:
One tequila
two tequila
three tequila
FLOOR!!!!! :p