Why I am still single....

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Originally Posted by wolf_Q

I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol. ;)

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LOL! Same here. :D

I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life.. :D

Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

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Originally Posted by Laura's Babies

Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

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Well I'm glad you never married me....with all of this far*ing going on !!!!!
Wombat

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Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13

I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life.. :D

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What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
Wombat

:p Thats ok David being a ole bachelor Fart on this conversation.. Oppss did I just note the Word Fart :rolleyes: .. Hey somebody had to do it.. :D

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Originally Posted by david p

Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

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That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway. :D

:p Your a What :eek: A Belcher.. :D Oh my this is getting too :cool: ..

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Originally Posted by finn's mom

That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway. :D

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Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow

Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways! :D

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LOL ... I agree! Who would bring me scotch while i sit at the computer? ;)

Also, since we're on an "OH NO!Fa*t" theme... if i was single, who would i accidently dutch oven in my sleep? http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...sc/eyebrow.gif http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...og_ca/oops.jpg

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Originally Posted by lvpets2002

:p Your a What :eek: A Belcher.. :D Oh my this is getting too :cool: ..

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;) :D

You're fun!

:) Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time :p .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls.. :D

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Originally Posted by finn's mom

;) :D

You're fun!

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Originally Posted by lvpets2002

:) Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time :p .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls.. :D

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Haha, that's right! I act the same around everyone. Sometimes that's not a good thing, but hey. Take it or leave it. ;)

Haha! You have me laughing out loud over here. :D

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That is funny. One thing I have learned in life is...

It is better to be married to a wonderful, loving, sincere spouse than to be single.

It is better to be single than to be married to someone who makes your life hell.

Advice that I'd always give to someone seeking a life partner. Nothing is better than marriage when you have a good spouse. Nothing is worse than marriage when you have a bad spouse.

You just gotta be married to the right person.

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
Wombat

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Huh? :confused: