I danced with a Ninja because I cannot control myself

I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to

I loved a fireman because I am cool. :rolleyes: :cool:

Dang! I knew I shouldn't have worn a blue shirt today. :p

I danced with your mom because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars :rolleyes:

I choked on a birdbath because I'm cool like that. :D

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Originally Posted by Cincy'sMom

I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to

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:eek: Whoa, gotta watch out for those voices, Amy! Have you seen a shrink? ;)

Wom, sounds just like you. LOL

Buttercup sorry about yours. Mine isn't much better.

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

I kicked a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Wom

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I sang to a fork because I was drunk .... yup, that WAS me. :D

I ran over a banana because I was drunk.

I did the macarena with a ninja because I was drunk.

I would never do the macarena with a ninja. *shakes head*

By the way, this thread is making me lmao. :p

I had Lunch with a Llama, Cause I am Sexy and Do what I want!!

ROFLMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!:D :p :D

I had lunch with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Oh Yeah :p

I smoked a football player because that's how I roll. :confused: :eek:

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Originally Posted by buttercup132

I murdered my dog cause I was drunk :eek: Mines terrible!

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Mine is bad too:
I murdered a llama cause I was drunk!

I ran over my dog because I'm NOT a homosexual and thats how I roll.