Getting a little out of hand!!

ROFLMAO!! Thanks for entertaining me so early in the morning.

Bromide in their water???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac

Put "elizibethan" collars on them and blow up a bunch of those long thin balloons and make them wear tu tu's around their waists. you could even hire one of those birthday clowns that twist the balloons in diff. shapes to make it interesting... HA :D