Tiny little mousie port-o potties!!!
What are mumps?
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Tiny little mousie port-o potties!!!
What are mumps?
They're you-nuts of the year~ This Mump is January~
Is is really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?
Only if you're typing on someone else's keyboard while you chew.Quote:
Is it really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?
If the plural of mouse is mice, is dice the plural of douse?
Yes, except on Wednesday. Then it's dicey.
What do you do with hot dogs?
You give it four little legs and a tail. Wrap it up for Christmas and Wa La! :D A present is done!!!
What does a cat say?
Oh gosh, I have to be wrong!!! :rolleyes:
"Give me that remote control, I said NOW!!!" :cool:
Is it okay to have a Pet Giraffe?
Of course it is, people have them so they can clean the hard to reach spots.
Is it okay to let your white tiger swim in your swimming pool? :)
Yeah, White Tigers create a big splash, and lets face it, they are soo much fun to have at Pool Parties !! Just let the Seals Know ahead of time!!! :cool:
Do people still cram into Volkswagon Beetles? :rolleyes:
No because they are still stuck in there from the 60s. What a mess trying to keep them fed, watered, and changed!!! :eek:
What is pie?
Pie are square. No! Cake are square, pie are round. but I thought pie were square... so answer me this...
Is pie square or round? :p
Neither! Pie are triangle!!! (aren't they? :confused: )
What is the best thing to do with lemons?
Slice them up, very thin, and serve them with French Onion Dip to all of your friends!!!! Yum Yum!!!
What is a Tea Bag?
It's an ill tempered person (old bag) who will drink nothing but tea!!!
What are knot holes in trees for?
You mean the "holes" in tree where owls are said to live? Well, don't buy that story Moff, those holes are where evil elves hang out~ :eek: :D
Can a badger become a family pet? ( Do they get along with giraffes?)
Yes they are great chums with giraffes. But be forewarned: they love to play tag at night and the sound of their feet and the giraffes hoofs will drive you nuts!!! They even sound like a heard of elephants on carpeting!!!
How many nuts are in a peanut shell?