"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the dammed and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself, spat him back out?"
:D love that part (you'll hear me say that a lot)
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"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the dammed and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself, spat him back out?"
:D love that part (you'll hear me say that a lot)
Murtogg- "No"
Mullroy- "No"
Murtogg- "But I have a seen a ship with black sails"
(jack slips by them and goes towards the interceptor)
Mullroy- "Ohh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore it couldnt possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying"
(smiles and nodds) "no"
"Like I said there's no real ship as can match the intercepter."
(notices Jack on board Intercepter) "Hey, you! you don't have permission to be abord there, mate"
"I'm sorry, it's just... it's such a pretty boat... Ship."
(I'm not cheating either)
(BTW, I call dibs on the dishonest part and the "for havin' such a bleak outlook on Pirtaes you're well on your way to becoming one" parts. Those are mine! :D )
You guys are realy fans ehh LMAO!
Sorry, non-POTC fangirls. We have to let off some steam. We've been going crazy-especially me, because I've never seen it- because POTC 2 comes out in just 3 days!!! Squee!
We've both memorized the whole movie, so what better way to let off steam than to recite it?? :p
"What's your name?"
"Smith, or smithy if you like"
"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr.Smith"
"Yeah and NO lies!"
"Alright then, I confess, It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and other wise pilfer my weasly black guts out"
Ahh! I wanted Jack's speech. :( :p )
( You think people have noticed how crazy we are? )
" I said no lies"
"I thinks he's telling the truth'
"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us"
"unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you"
(I love that last line too) (BTW, if anyone is wondering, I don't say who is saying the line, but any funny line you see will be by Jack Sparrow. he has all the funny lines)
(Monica, you should have put a warning on this thread, anyone who hasn't seen POTC should not view this thread, it will spoil the ending :p )
(after curse of the black Pearl and Dead Man's chest are over, we should do the parodies, those are so funny, they are hilarious)
*Murtogg opens his mouth as to say something but just smiles, confused* *Change Scenes*
"May I have a moment?" *Norrington and Elizabeth walk to the fort's wall"
"I'm sorry if I seem forward, but I must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief, what I have not...yet achieved. A marriage to a fine woman. *turns to Liz* You have become a fine woman Elizabeth"
Elizabeth) "I can't breathe"
Norrington) "Yes, I'm a bit nervous myself, but uh.."( Elizabeth falls)
(Jack in the Intercepter) ... "And then they made me their chief"
(Norrington at top of cliff) Elizabeth? Elizabeth! My god! (makes to jump after her)
(gilette) "the rocks! Sir, it's a miracle she missed them!"
Jack) Will you be saving her, then?
Murtog (or is it mullroy...? ) ) " I can't swim!"
Jack) "Pride of the kings Navy you are. Do not lose these. (hand them Jacket and all his weapons, does very fancy dive in to save Elizabeth)
OK, I'm getting carried away, I'll leave some for Monica :o
That last line. *melts, I LOVE the way he says it.. :D :cool: (who says I can't be a :cool: melted person?)
btw- it is spelled Interceptor and the fancy dive is called the Swann Dive, performed by his stunt man Tony Angeloni. *Yes, i got all this info by watching the Commentaries with JD and Gore*
*Elizabeth is seen, sinking slowly. Her medallion does this wierd thingy and the wind picks up and it looks like a terrible storm is coming in*
*Murtogg and Mullroy look confused at increased wind*
*Jack gets to Liz and startes to take her to the surface but is weighed down by her dress which he removes* *He surfaces, gasping for breath and starts swimming towards the dock*
yea, I know, I watched it with the commentaries a few times also. :D I left out some background information though. :p
Murtog) "Oooohhh! I got her! she's not breathing!"
Jack) "Move!" (cuts open corset, Elizabeth spits out water and gasps for air)
Murtog) "never would have thought of that"
Jack) "Clearly you've never been to Singapore. "
(Where is Singapore????? And what does it have to do with Jack and cutting the corset? :p )
I have to bold all the words. I talk too much about other things lol
(I think it's some place near China or something)
*Elizabeth looks at Jack, which is hunched over her* *Jack sees Liz's medallion"
"Where did you get that?"
*Norrington enters*
*takes out sword and points it at Jack's throat*
"You, on your feet"
Oh my! Something you don't know about POTC?? :D
Governer Swann: "Are you alright?"
Elizabeth: "Yes, I'm fine"
(sees Murtog holding corset, murtog points at Jack)
Gov. Swann: "Shoot him!"
Elizabeth: "Father!, Commodore! Do you really intend to kill my rescuer?"
Norrington: (nods)
Jack: (bows head and does hand signal of thanks, love that hand signal :D )
Norrington: "I believe thanks are in order" (during handshake pulls back Jack's sleeve, revealing P for Pirate) Had a brush with the east india trading company did we, Pirate?"
Swann: "Hang him"
Norrington: Keep you guns on him men. Gilette, fetch some irons. (sees tatoo of sparrow in flight) Well, well, Jack Sparrow, isn't it?"
Jack " Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir."
Norrington: Well I don't see your ship, Captain."
Jack: "I'm in the market, as it were."
Murtog: "He said he'd come to commendeer one."
Mullroy: Told ya he was telling the truth, these are his, sir.
(Hands norrington Jack's effects)
Norrington: "No additional shots nor powder, a compass that doesn't point North." (pulls out Jack's sword) "And I half expected it to be made of wood... You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack: (love this part SO much) But you have heard of me.
You guys can stop me anytime. lol
bumping to entice Alyssa on. lol
(Norrington makes a disgusted face at him, then grabs his arm and drags him toward Gillete, who has the irons)
*Gillete is working on putting on the irons when Elizabeth comes over to Norrington and Jack*
Elizabeth- Pirate or not, this man saved my life
Norrington- One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness
Jack- Though it seems enough to condemn him
Norrington- Indeed
(Elizabeth is facing Norrington all this time, her back to Jack.)
Jack- Finally (Using his irons, Jack has them around Liz's throat, threatening to choke her)
Govenor Swann- No! Don't Shoot!
I'll leave some for Michelle.