the king of counter cruisers
i live with the king of counter cruisers. on occasion alex the wonder dog will forget i'm in the room with him and he'll check out the counter with me RIGHT THERE!!!!. the real solution is to train the human to put away everything/anything edible(including mardi gra beads :rolleyes: :D ).
Another (former) Counter Queen >>>
(Reprinted from a 2004 PT Thread ...)
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I always "share" with the FurKids...
sometimes UN-knowingly http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/rolleyes.gif
Former (RB http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/frown.gif ) Shepherd/Husky Shadow became a bit of an
opportunist after her adoption off the streets -
she'd apparently learned to never pass up a meal when opportunity
presented itself...
I'd whipped up TWO giant Dagwood-style sammiches -
LOADED with meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mustard.
Shadow lay on the floor in the kitchen, *watching* intently...
Sammich Construction complete, I had a Major Brane F@rt and
decided I just HAD to do ?something? in the basement -
grabbed a quick *byte* of Sammich #1 and returned it to the
plate - sitting on the kitchen counter. Off to the basement ...
Returning, I grabbed the plate and moved to the dining room -
*wondering* why Shadow wasn't in sight and *begging* for her *taste*.
Hmmmmmmm... http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/confused.gif
I MADE TWO - did I eat one ALREADY???
Finished off Sammich #2, saving a smidgen for Shadow -
who ignored my call of "Wanna Byte?" ... *strange*
As I was rinsing off the plate, (*wondering* WHY I was still HUNgree
after eating TWO giant sammiches)...
I http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif stepped in sumpin *squisshy* under the counter... http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif
A Close examination revealed ~~~
..One Tomato Slice,
..One Lettuce Leaf,
..Three Pickles,
..and a small smattering of Bread Crumz -
all piled up under the kitchen cabinet overhang...
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"Oh SHADOW, Dear - please come HERE!!" (NO response!)
She was located - UNDER the BigBed - frantically *thumping* her tail
and *licking her chops*. http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/rolleyes.gif
We marched back into the kitchen and sat down to *discuss* my
findings of what she apparently didn't care for on the sammich menue...
I swear I head a distinct Dawggie *BuRRp* mid-way through
our *discussion*!
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