a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese
what is a sandwich?
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a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese
what is a sandwich?
A "Sandwich " is a mental thought one has while being stuck between two "wise guys", realizing that you are going to get bitten, no matter what you do. :D
What is Charlie Bucket doing at The Chocolate Factory these days? :cool:
He's developing the second generation of meals in a stick of gum. Low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol. Violet Beauregarde is his nutritional consultant.
Where did the Pirates of the Caribbean begin their journey?
They began in Texas!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why is the north pole so cold?
Because your Matches always get wet when you're there!!!
Why do Humans have two eyes?
Because 1 eye is for horses
why do cats meow?
Because, their song sings the same words,where ever they are :cool:
Does LOVE really make the World go around? ( you've got to anwer WRONG) :eek:
No, but pets do. :p
What is rap?
rap is running apes in pajamas
what is an ipod?
ipod is a baby word that means: I peed on dad!!! For some reason babies think this is very funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What do Santa's reindeer do in the summer?
they help the tooth fairy.
Where does water come from?
Water comes from rainbows!
What are ice cubes?
Cubes of fire.
Where does the word "dog" come from?
dog comes from the black purse
what is a mouse?
A "mouse" is an unpredictable dent in the road, there are no warning posts on the Highway when it comes experiencing "A MOUSE", :eek:
Drive with Caution!! :cool:
Why did that chicken cross the road?