Donald Duck smile!!., so, I figure that every duck smiles!!!! :cool:
Where does the dusty chewing Gum go?, (that hasn't been sold)
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Donald Duck smile!!., so, I figure that every duck smiles!!!! :cool:
Where does the dusty chewing Gum go?, (that hasn't been sold)
I think my cats are hiding it under my bed!!! :eek:
What is a video game?
Thats a new game my family started playing when I got hooked to DSL!!
(gather round the small monitor and watch a video, mom pops corn :D , trade chairs and choose another video :rolleyes: :D ) Don't do this at home!!!! :D
Where is the Count , from Sesame Street? Still doing his counting game?
He's still around. We went for pizza Saturday. It's real annoying when he counts the olives on your pizza, believe me!!!
Can worms dance?
Hey, Now that you mention it, I think I saw one dancing when I closed the garage door the other day!!! ( he was doing the lastest craze, all the go up here)
By George, YES, worms can dance!!!!( I saw it with my own two eyes) :eek:
Are there cornfields in Kansas?
no the cornfields moved to Alaska.
Where is a keyboard?
Out and about, With the Partridge Family, or course!!! :cool:
What is a Drive In Movie? :eek:
its where you drive into the movie and be in the movie as well!
where did the cow go?
The cow? Oh, that COW :o , Okay, I'm with you Almita!!! :D
She had to go back to the barn, her cell phone was ringing!!!( she's a hip, chick cow ;) )
What is a lizard? ( where do these creatures come from , I ask?)
Now you got it Kathy!
A lizard?
aren't they from antartica and are like torquoise and pink colored?
what is a mailbox?
The opposite of a Femailbox :D ( I thought you were old enough to know all that!! :D )
Why are some Animal tongues so rough? :eek: ( cows and cats) :D
Hey, Enquiring minds want to know!!!! :D
Almita? :cool:
S they won't roll their *r*s when they talk. :D
Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
Because, even if you do get up, you are really flat on your back till noon!!!
( I was wonderin where the Wrong Game went!!! :rolleyes: :D )
How fast does the internet move with DSL? :eek: ;) (I think I need a seat belt in my chair now :eek: )
It moves 100 MPH
What is a lambourghini??
A sporty style of Chihuahua!!!( My Grand dog, Muira, is named after that car!!!) :D
When you blow out a candle, where does the flame go? :eek:
It packs its bag and goes on vacation!!!
What is a Twinkie?
An illegitimate offspring , Fathered , of course, by Twinkles the Elephant!!! :D (they are so sweet)
Can a cat stub its toe?
Yes, a cat can stub all 20 toes at once!!! OUCH!!!
What is tornado alley?
It's a Bowling Center where the objective is speed.
:D
What do you do w/ the fridge food if the electricity goes out?
Fire up the BBQ grill and have a heck of a party!!!
How many different kinds of animals are there in the world?
There are 2 kinds of animals in this world~blood suckers ~ and~ Gophers!! :D
Name the biggest animal :eek: in the world.
The ant is the biggest animal in the world. They fool everyone into thinking they are small but it's all an illusion!!! Those suckers can carry an elephant!!!
What is a tailgate party?
A tailgate party is one, in which you put your speakers, keg and dancefloor right there in the pkg lot. Momoffuzzyfaces has a heckof-a-lot of bbq happening so the food is covered! (loved that answer!!) :D :D
I'll bring the watermelon and the decorations.
ok. i'm ready for this party....
What is a banjo used for?
Zoey bring on the watermelon and decorations!
I'll bring out the banjo which is a tray used to serve drinks and food on!!!
Party on!!!
What is a somnambulist? :eek:
Come to the Party Dorothy, What is a somnambulist? :eek:
That is the last question on the exam worth 90 pts!!!!! :confused: :D
What is a picnic basket?
A picnic basket is a hat!!! The handle part goes under your chin! They are all the rage in France right now, so I hear anyway!!!
What is a prune?
A prune is date gone bad!!!! :eek:
What is a keg? :D
It's another name for a pirate's wooden leg!!!
What is a beard?
A nest for Sparrows!!!!!!
What is a Quilting Bee? :cool: :D
A bunch of bees making a quilt, what else? :D
What does peanutbutter go best with?
I chase it down with "Clorox Bleache" :D ( Connie, you sure lift me!!!)
(I've got the cleanest colon this side of the Mississippi!!! :D )
Is Paul Lynd still funny?
I just spit tea all over myself after reading the colon remark!!! :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Yes, Paul Lynd is still funny, dead, but funny!!! He keeps them in stitches in Heaven!!!
What is yogurt?
Factory slang, especially when the shop is real loud. YO!!! ~~GERT!!! GOTTA MINUTE?( glad I don't work in a shop)
Does Snow White's Cottage have indoor plumbing yet? ( 7 little men in a 10'x 12' bungaloo :rolleyes: )
Yes. They are digging the septic tank today! :D
LOL! This thread is cracking me up!!!!!
What does a chiropractor do?
They are choir directors !!! One directed the Vienna Boys choir for years!!!
What is hop scotch?
A hop scotch is a tape you hop on.
What is the original color of a telephone?
The original color was pumpkin orange with big black buttons!!! Made them real easy to find in the dark!!!
What do you do with cookies?
You crumble them up and take them to the doctor!
Who is the Cat of the Day today?
brittany spears
what is ice?