a bath exfoliator
what is the top news story today?
Printable View
a bath exfoliator
what is the top news story today?
Bin Laden has been found, he's Ben Hidden.
(If I had ben Hur, I'd of shot him) :D :D
Name the best 4th of July Movie, at the Box Office!!
A Christmas Story, of course. :rolleyes:
what is red, white and blue all over?
A "depressed" cany cane :eek:
(Santa gave his mate away !!!)
Fox Trot, Twist, Hussle, Tango, ........, What comes next?
Poodle!
What does "happy" mean?
a type or tork wrench
what kind of mood are you in, in the mornings?
After stretching, I do cartwheels down the hallway, then, it's time for raiding the fridge for food left way in the back!!!
What color was Lucille Balls hair?
Red, white and blue striped.
What is a flag?
italian food
what is peace
Plural for pea.
What is a backpack?
A new fangled diaper!
What is mud made of?
Strange molecular particles that came in on that huge asteroid last week! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why do birds chirp? :confused:
Because they can't tap dance!!!
How many monkeys does it take to peel a banana?
They don't know how, so, they ask a lepard to do it for them.
Here is a tough one ,
Who were Dick, Jane and Sally?
They were in the Lil house of Praire.
How many years does it take to go to the moon?
darn this dial up.
Over 50 years to get to the moon!!
did a cow really jump over the moon?
What year did the cow do this?
yes the cow jumped over the moon in 1869 while establishing the mother goose riddles.
Why do we have flowers?
We have flowers so other people will stay away from our homes.
I hate those horrible plants!!! There ought to be a law!!!
What did Winnie the Pooh always want ?
he always watned peanut butter.
what is my ring tone on my cell phone?
"Ava Maria"
Change it, it is depressing me!!!
Wht is my cell phone ring tone?
It says; scribble.
What is a rabbit?
A cat with long ears.
Who invented chocolate?
A horse named Chocolate invented chocolate.
What is candy for?
Making me fat!!!
How many toes does a snail have?
Infinity.
What is a fossil?
My last date!
How can airplanes fly?
They don't.
How do helicopters fly?
Upside down.
How do you answer a telephone?
you grab it with your feet and answer it with your nose upside down on the couch.
how do you drink soda?
By pouring it over your head.
Why do we drink water?
hey guys there's a part 2 game here..
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=108154 :)