Great "noise makers" when every one else is sleeping!!!! ;)
What was the Ed. Sullivan Show all about?
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Great "noise makers" when every one else is sleeping!!!! ;)
What was the Ed. Sullivan Show all about?
No one really knows!!! I think it was a contest to see if anyone could ever make Ed smile. No one ever did that I heard of. AND he was proud of his big shoes. Every show he mentioned them.
Why do monkeys hang from their tails?
OhThat was good!!! A really Big Shew!!!!! :D
Monkeys hang by their "Tales", because a new generation has discovered their "music" :D (they were the new generation, they had something to say??) :eek:
Speaking of monkeys, :D ,
What else do they really eat, I don't believe in that bannana story at all!!!
Next question?????????????? :D
sorry, when I laugh, I type and then hit, reply, (dial up sucks)
Hahha. I love this thread. You guys are making me cheerful this morning. :D
Okay, hope you don't mind if i jump in here with a question...
What safety gear should a kayaker use?
Lots of chocolate and a bottle of beer!!! It may not keep you alive but it will make you forget your troubles.
How do you cook spaghetti?
nearest Italian Restaurant!!!
What spells r-e-l-i-e-f?????
L-e-t-t-e-r-s !!!! ;)
Do frogs have hair?
Yes, unless they shave regularly.Some frogs I see have no sense of personal Hygiene. (That dripping wet hair underneath their arm pits!!!!) :eek:
Can snakes wear panty hose?
Yes, as long as they aren't too tight. If they are too tight, they make the snake's eyes bug out!!! :eek:
How long does it take for someone to "get around to it?"
From here??? :D Nearest discount store that sells those stupid "rubber grippers for hard to open pickles" (looks at clock--- ah, give me 10 minutes) :D (round tuits that sold big in the 80's ;)
Is the man engraved on the current dime, in U.S. currency, the tooth fairies husband?? :D (I still think it is) ;)
He sure looks like him to me. Of course, it's been years since I've seen either him or his wife, the tooth fairy!!!
How do you make hot chocolate?
You just melt a chocolate bar!
What are clocks for?
To let us know if that's the moon or the sun we see in the sky.
Why do we need sleep?