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Why are there letters on key boards?
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It's best use is to take nail polish off!
Why are there letters on key boards?
To keep our feet in working order.
Does a moniter double as a television screen? :D
No, it doubles as a cat bed!!!
What is a cat's favorite color?
A cat's favorite color is blue for crystal clear water ... they LOVE to swim! :p
Why is sugar white?
So you can find it in the dark!!!
Why is water wet?
In order to help us Whistle!!!
What do cotton balls for? :rolleyes:
They are used by ants for bowling balls. Since they aren't heavy those little bugs can really hurl them down the alley!!!
Why are pickles green?
Because, they envy tomatoes .
What is a Butternut Squash?
It's a game for those who are nuts about Butter! :p
What is a feather duster?
A " fancy name" for a parakeets beak!!!!
What is cheese cloth?
a cheese cloth is a cereal brand!
what is a comic book?
A dull satire.. Stay away from comedy!!!!! :cool:
What is a cloud ?
A cloud is a green brick up in the sky.
What is a backpack for?
A fashion statement of no use whatsoever!
What is a barf bag? :eek:
Beauty Always Ready Fresh bag!
What is a phone?
A stenograph notebook!!! Obsolete jargon at best.
What is a pencil sharpener?
A teacher that helps pencils comprehend more and retain what they've learned. :p :D :D
What is a mouse pad?
A swinging apartment for Bachelor Mice!!!!! :eek:
What does a swinging single mouse do for a living?
Works as a fashion photographer! Say *cheese*!!! :D ;D
Why did the Labrador cross the road?
Because, he was playing piggy back with the Chihuahua Dog!!!!!! :D
What is a dogs' track useful for? ;)
A dog track? It comes in handy for teaching dogs dance routines and magic tricks!!! :D :D
What is the best thing to do on a rainy day?
Put on your swim suit and go to the beach!!!
What is ice hockey?
Ice Hockey is a game you play with Ice Cubes.
What is nailpolish?
It's polish you use on nails. You have to hammer them into the wood first, then paint them. Sure makes boards they are used on look festive!!!
What is a Q-tip?
A baton for Fairies!!!! :D
What is Scotch Tape?
A quartet from Scotland singing on top of "ole smokey"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do bears have stubby tails
They have stubby tails to make us wonder why they have stubby tails. It helps keep our minds active as we get older pondering their tail er lack of tails.
Do ants burp?
Yes , they do. Which is another reason I wash out the soda pop cans!!!
What is a Palm Tree?
A tiny wee little tree that fits into the palm of your hand, of course!!! ;)
Do ants pass gas? :eek:
Yep, especially while resting ~~~~ those Wee Little Palm Trees!!!!!( :eek: )
I was wondering where you went!!!!! ;)
Can ants receive Internet Communication with their antennia?
They not only get the Internet connection, they pick up raido signals and an occasional ufo!
(yep, here I am - dial up been real slooooow lately)
Do monkeys like beer?
Yes because it helps them keep their breath fresh and clean.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Can plants sing?
Yes, and with such lovely harmony!!! :o Weeds just SCREAM!!!!!!! :eek:
Do Earthworms socialize with grubs?
Yes, and the parties they have are the talk of the garden!!!
What do whales eat?
Mostly Meats, (a preditor~ ;) you know)
Do people still wash tin foil?
Did they EVER wash tin foil? :eek:
I think it's a new fad that is hitting the restaurant scene!!!
What is a lollypop?
A useful tool ,if you still have a Fisher Price Zylaphone (not sure i spelled that right) :D
How many pancakes are " too many" for breakfast?
31!!!! (it's a good number :) )
How many stripes does a zebra have??
All Zebras have the same number of stripes--12~~~Hence the old saying , Racers Dozen, if by an odd chance, a Zebra has 13 stripes, it is referred to as~~~~~ The Baker's Zebra!!!!! :cool: ( how wrong is that? :D )
Why do hyenas laugh?
It's better to laugh than cry in your beer!!!
Do ducks smile?