Frisking through mountain meadows!
What is fire?
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Frisking through mountain meadows!
What is fire?
Fire is something that is very dark and cold.
What is lightning?
Lightning is a loud noise.
What is thunder?
a great danes bark ;)
Whats a marshmellow?
an animal
what is rain?
Rain is the fluffy white stuff that falls from the ground.
What do cows do for fun?
They go to the movies!
What do spiders eat?
They eat their webs.
What is an ant?
An ant is part of my tooth.
Why does Friday the 13th have an unlucky curse?
hmmmmm needs to be wrong, I teach this daily, ummmm cause it rains leopards that day?
what is Halloween?
That is the day we clean all of the leopards from our yard!!!
My lord, my computer is slow today!!!
Did Tarzan brush his teeth?
No, Cheeta did!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why are circles round?
You are good at the wrong game!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
circles are round because we need them "round" (around) I am silly :)
What are the Northern Lights?
Cousins to the Southern Lights!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What color is air?
Purple!
what color is water?
What kind of Water, that is the question my dear.
Water, in general, takes on the color around it.
It is green in the Spring, yellow during the Summer, Orange in the Fall, Blue in the Winter.
Most of the time, it is a slimey lime color!!! :D
Who is the man in the white coat?
he is the chief butterfly catcher!
what do dogs dream about on sunday?
Mail carriers
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? :)
that little guy down the road from me sells "pine mulch" by the yard. he works pretty darn fast!!!! Cheap too!!!
Does a frog have a butt?
They'd be in lots of trouble if they didn't!!!
Why do monkey's pick fleas off each other?
They love the "Taste", have you every eaten a flea yourslef, Yummy little creatures.
Does a praying mantis go to church?
Because they want them to stay on.
What is a light switch?
The opposite of a heavy switch.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
So we can thrown them into the air, watching them float is so wonderful to witness!!
What does a hedgehog hedge? :confused:
Because they are chickens.
How long are the Easter bunny's ears?
Easter Bunnies can pick up reception from miles and miles away!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
On a clear Easter , he can hear conversation as far away as The Soviet Union!!! :eek:
2 1/2 feet!!
Do mice live in a hole in the wall?
Only on Wednesdays.
Why do geese honk?
to test air horns
are porcupines really made of pine?
Heck no, the best thing about these varmints is their "PORK"
better than a loin roast, I love road kill!!! :D
Oh, I am rare tonight!!!
Who played "Matt Dillon on the tv show, Gunsmoke?
Got ya on that one!!
I wooden know.
Are geese silly?
As in Mother Goose, I mean, ah, Geese?
No, not at all. I knew a serious Goose once. we played chess till dawn!!
I am livid!!
Do hounds know what a fox chase really is all about?
Probably not. They just like to run with their nose on the ground. Dirt smells good.
What is a lady bugs husband called?
A June Bug, they are always after a June Bride.Poor Spotty girl :confused: :D
On with bugs,
What color is Daffy Duck? :D
He is rainbow.
What are clouds?
clouds are a poisonous vapor that leak from buried tanks from World War 2!!
scary things, clouds!!!
Why do snakes have a forked tongue?
to lick each eye at the same time
Who was Hans Christian Anderson?
Author of Several Short articles for "Newsweek"--also, writes a column for "The Wall Street Journal"
Who is "The Blue Fairy?"
The white one.
What is a flower?
a type of stiletto.
Who was Cinderella?
A hooker with silicone breasts!!! :eek: (somebody slap me)
What is a fly swatter?