The Art of "Goin Out" ...
Quote:
Originally posted by Rachel
"I'm having second thoughts about "Are they really *DOING* anything
while they're out there!??"
I kind of wondered about that myself and
if the leg liften is leg specific,
the *buddy* might be in a precarious position of getting
a bit damp in the process.
No real risk of one "hozin" da udder wun down ~
our Y-Thingies are 5-6 feetz long from the center loop -
pups can be 10-12 feetz apart.
But Dad fears da Chief Sittin/Eskort Dawg (SmokeMutt) went "On Strike"
this mornin...
We all dashed offa porch towardz da pond;
but Smoke <jammed onna brakes> an didda long *pee* inna frunt yard;
headed down ta his favorite #2 Spot;
but suddenly turned around an headed back to da porch -
(Lil Bit Bowzie draggin along behind)!
Now it WAS purdy KOLD out; but Smoke usually spendz a
bit more tyme onna Outie than that.
Aftur we had Brunch, Smoke & me went out "loose" whilst Bowzie got
hooked to da cable tie onna veranda.
Smoke made a BEE-line to his #2 Spot an did-it wiffout da
normal run-around-in-cirkelz fur two minnitz thing furst.
He sed onna way back to da howze, "BOY did I hafta *GO*!"
I fear Dad is konsiderin "Rotatin da Staff"...
Wunder iffin da KAT wuld like da Eskort Job?
He dont get out much... :p
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Dont 'spoze Dad told ya bout "Loozin da Dawg" last nite ~
(He's a lil "barrass'd" bout it) ...
Dad'z playin puter, ALLua us are ketchinin Zzzzz's.
Dad looks unner da puter desk an spotz Smoke & me...
"Where's BOWSER!??"
<thump>
"BOWSER???"
<thump> <thump>
"BOOOOWSERRR!!!!!!"
<thump>-<THUMP] ~ <THUMPITY>-<THUMP!>
"Son-uva-:eek: ~ Where **IS** he!!???"
Spinz chair to jump up an FIND dat Mutt ...
Uhhh, Dad -- ya mite wanna *check out*
da source of all dat Tail <THUMPIN> ya hear ... :rolleyes:
<THUMPITY>-<THUMP<>THUMP<>THUMP>!!
<WAG<>WAG> ~
<THUMPITY>~
<THUMP><THUMP> :D
OH! :o THERE ya are! Layin rite behind my chair! :o
<Thumpity> ~ <Thump>~<Thump>!! :D
We ALL got Bisquitz!!
.
"Pinch Runner" put inna game...
:rolleyes:
My wurstest fear turned to reealitee...
SmokeMutt started it...
He standz up on Dad'z chair an startz
"WooooooooWoooooWooooooin" in Dad'z earbone!
:confused:
"Whut'z up?? ~ Gotta go *out*???"
<WaGGGG> ~ <WAGG> ~ Waggity-WAGG>!! Sez SmokeMutt.
"OK. <KLIPP> and Bowzie's reddy;
Oh CINDER, Dear; c'mere a minnit"... <KLIPPIE>!
:eek: Why ME!??
Try da KAT!
He wuzzint 'buyin' it...
C'mone, Mutt - Letz see how you handle da SNOW Driftz!!
Truth be tole, he did da Snow purdy well!!
I wuz thinkin a quick trip inta da naybur's back yard mite
get me offa dis gig; but da lil Pest kept rite up!!
He <plowz snow> better than Skinnie duz!
An wiff dat *RUG* he wears, he dont wanna quit as quick az Smoke duz.
Smoke wandered bye an sed "FANKZ" fur takin ober!!
He hadda go do a *dubbel dump* ta finish unloadin -
Seemz he been neglectin dat since last nite accounta havin
ta *watch* da lil guy.
*Watch* him??? Nunbuddie sed nuffin bout *watchin* him!!
NUTZ! ... Furgotz all about goin next door!
OMG! Where IZ he!??
Ober her, Cin... see da Tail <Wavin> outta da drift?
Stick it in 4-Paw Drive an gib him a lil "tug" - he'll *pop* rit out!
:D
Well, they're BOTH back home (now), Safe & Sound...
:mad:
Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
What good pup-sitters ~
'Round of cookies on me! :D
I'll load two of em onna Greyhound -
YOU can "pass da kookies" yourself!!
We're taking applications for Dawg Sitter / Escort - again!
MidNite Outtee rigged up...
SmokeMutt on his own...
Cinder on Point wiff Bowser his Wing-Man... :rolleyes:
Off they go... "Stay Close, Kids" ...
Half hour later ~ a "KNOCK" onna door.
SmokeMutt's KOLD and wants IN!
:eek: Where's the OTHER TWO!???
Whadda ya askin ME for!??
I got <fired> as Sitter / Eskort!! :p
"CINDER!! - BOWSER!! - COME!!"
<silence>
Can't find my snow boots... <skrew it>
C'mone, Smoke - FIND EM!!
No tracks toward the pond; up to the front yard...
Hmmmm, "Double Track" leading west towards the distant
naybur inna woods ...
"CINDER! - BOWSER! - COME!
Bowzie: "<YIPP> <YIPPITY-YIPP>"!!
Cinder: "<WHIIIIIne> <yip> <YAP-YAP>"!!
Bowser *sighted* runnin around & over a fallen tree...
"CINDER!!"
"<WHINNNNE> <yip> <yap>"
(from further up the tree line)...
CALM DOWN, Cin - I'm here!
"<WHINNNE> <pant> <paw> <tug><tug> <pull>"
Y-Thingy Rope <wound> around small tree 5-6 times;
Dawg attached;
rope leads to adjacent tree; wound aroud 4-5 times;
Dawg NOT attached.
<UN-Wind> panicky Big Dawg;
<Call> lil dawg... (who's <bouncing> around in the woods).
We head back home, picking up da "Scout" (SmokeMutt) who
thinks we're gonna PLAY - NOT!
Bowser runs across the road :eek: and parallels the front yard;
re-crosses and heads up the drive.
THANKFULLY Bowzie trotts in the garage, waits for the door
to open, and comes right in.
ALL "accounted for"!! ~ THANKS, God!!
A close examination of the Y=Thingy ROPE revealed:
Bowser "wearing" about 6" of rope; ending in a "clean cut"!
Mating end of his end had ANOTHER almost clean cut -
BOTH "cuts" about One Dawg-Mouth Apart...
Hmmmmm... "ROPE" only good to hold HIM while you're *watchin* him!
(Wonder how many times he's practiced the Rope Cut Trick!?)
SmokeMutt earned two Bisquits;
Certain Other Dawgs got *durty looks*!
We're runnin low on "Eskort Staff" :( ...
OK, KAT - you're Next Up!! :p
I wonder what they're <plotting> for TOMORROW??
:eek:
:rolleyes:
/s/ da Beleaguered Bus Driv