Mood rings are those rings you sometimes see around the moon. They show if the moon is in a good mood or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a soap opera?
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Mood rings are those rings you sometimes see around the moon. They show if the moon is in a good mood or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a soap opera?
WOW , It's really Out in Stores Now Moff? :eek: That's the title of my very first C.D.~ I recorded "Soap Opera" while taking a Shower!!! :D
Why does a Groundbreaking Ceremony require ""Brand New Shovels"" and Hard Hats? :rolleyes:
You just never know what you will did up when you go breaking ground!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
It's possible you will wake up some cranky critter if you did into his home in the ground!!! The shovels really aren't brand new. They just aren't used much so look new.
What does "dog tired" mean?
Dog tired means I lie down, pull up the blanket and have pleasant dreams about dogs!
Why does one sock from a pair always disappear in the wash?
Like it or not, our washing machines are often "possessed" by a Demonic Goat~and, as luck would have it, they're after our socks!!!! :eek:
Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horner, Simple Simon...........who comes next?
Miss Piggy!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many hairs make up a hair ball?
Oh, about 100... give or take a few...
Why do birds start chirping before the sun rises?
They start chirping before sunrise to make sure they are awake to catch the worms. Early birds have the best chance to get them.
Why do donuts have holes in the center?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
It's a dough ~~~~nut~~~ :D It's a treat that can slide onto your finger like a ring, and it's every bit as delicious as licking out of a bowl of raw cake batter! A Clever invention, huh!!
What is a hamburger?
A burger that hams eat.
What is a magazine?
It's a door stop from long ago~ Some people still use them :eek:
Why do mice have tails?
Mice have tails because they use it for karate tricks.
What are Snails?
Snails are cute little glue on decorations for your toenails! Who needs a toe ring when you can have a toe snail?Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What causes hiccups?
Flowers cause hiccups
What are mangos
Slimy balls of green potatoes.
Why do cows moo?