5 Dayz at Werk inna Shop = New Rekord...
Hi agin, Ebberbuddie ~ Boots, da Offis Kat, here ~
Kant beliebe I hazint been thrown outta here - yet! Gess I have been a lil better behaved the last kupla dayz - lil less *hollerin* by Dad...
He lemmie pick out a few favorite spotz an arrange em like I wunted - but I'd still like ta have the center spot onna BigDesk :p.
Weez a lot better orgainzed now - heez leebin my old sandy box here; an I get da Medz first thing affore we leeb da Ranch. Lot less 'stuff' ta haul around... An he dint 'furget' nuffin the last two dayz :rolleyes:.
He keepz mumblin I otta lern ta *walk* onna leashy string ~
I getz reel NERBUS when he hookz me up onna stringy - keep thinkin wez goin ta see a :eek: Doktor! I layz down - reel FLAT - an dig in wiffa klawz stedda 'walkin' to da kar... Thunk he wuz gonna *bounce* me downna stairz this mornin - so I did get onna feetz an kinder hoppy'd down behind him. Korse then I runnd back UPstairz when he let go... Wound up gettin karried to da kar.
Nite affore last wuz a sirkus gettin outta here - Dawgz went out fur an outie; then my krunch bowl an springy wadder jug left - I figgered sumpin wuz up an got *skarce* hind sum boxez. Dad looked fur a lotta minnitz affore he got hold a my :mad: Tail! Last nite he hooked up my stringy while I wuzint lookin - hard to 'scape wiffa stringy hangin offa neck belt!
Made it inta da werk roon wunst taday... Dad popped out an I wuz waitin rite atta door - *Zinnng* - IN I goze! Rite up onna bench an started werkin a lil tub a partz towardz the edge... Too slow - DadsPawz grabbed da tubby an me atta same tyme = NUTZ!
Dunno iffi Iz gonna be here inna Shop next week...
Dad sez he duzint get as much werk dun while hez gotta be KatSittin! And having ta keep the door clozed tween da offis anna werk room is a pain - Dawgz dont like not bein able to Tail aftur Dad. Plus hez wurried bout furgettin ta lock da frunt door -fraid Cinners will *pop* it open or sumbuddie will come in an let me 'scape...
Think mebbee Iz just gonna go back ta bein a HowzeKat guardin da Ranch ~ Let da Big Guyz do da werk atta Shop. I knowe Iz gonna be back at leest wun day next week - Dadz gotta kollekt anudder pee sampul ta take to Dok Mike. So Iz gonna be here that day, fur sure!
Been a lotta Phunn Mee-Oowin wiff y'all the last few weeks ~
Iz purdy sure we kan do it agin...
Till da Next Tyme...
Boots, da :) Kat sayin Keep *Swisssshin* thoze Tailz!
Back agin ~ Offis Kat fur anudder day ~
Hi, Ebberbuddie ~ Da Offis Kat is Back Agin! ;)
Almos dint make da trip -
Dad furgotz :rolleyes: it wuz my *pee*inna*kup* day.
Dad dun hiz chorez (my pillz, filled da krunch bowl, fulff'd da sandy box, an eben kooked me a kuppa Tuna waddur (kuz we had Mac 'n Cheeze 'n TUNA last nite!) (Sorrie Miz Zippy - he *likez* the stuff!)
Sumwhere in allua fussin round, he noticed the *prezunt* I dumped inna hallway ~
a G-I-A-N-T FURR-Ball; covered in brown slymie goo -
rite onna karpet!! :eek:
He wuz a lil :mad:.
I wuz purdy proud - Furst Wun I eber dumped! :D
Rather, furst wun he eber FOUND...
All hiz fault ennieway - I hadda wear the durn Lampy-Shade / Funnel thingie fur so long. Kunnit keep da fur kote shinin like I nornally do... Had a munth's worth a kleenin inna tummy all at wunst.
Sure felt gud ta unload it, tho...
He hadda kook up a batch a Oxy-Kleener and mop da pile up an flush it. THAT'z when he membered it wuz pee-test day. NUTZ!
Tossed inna kar wiffa Muttz {HEY - ya furgot my kuppa Tuna waddur!!} Wuzint lissnin...
Dint like the 'rangementz atta Shop...
Tied to da chair wiffa stringy leash;
No sand inna box -
jest a *squeekie* garbich bag an Wun thin sheet a papur;
*I* aint gonna pee in THAT thing!
Least he membered ta toss sum chikun bitz inna waddur kup.
Held out past wun a-klok. Got 6 sqwirtz frumma wadder gun.
Holdin tite at 2 a-klok. Six more sqwirtz inna mouff.
Still holdin at 3... Nudder 6 shotz a wadder.
Four a-klok = NO peez. Nappin INNA pee box.
Four:thurdy - STILL holdin...
I started *gurgglin* on the 4th shot a waddur.
Dad pikz me up an I'z *slosshun* inside.
He kallz Doc Mike'z Offis - they'z gud till 6 a-klok.
NUTZ! I kant wate that long! Gotta PEE!!!
Snuk inna box an dumped a purdy gud-sized puddel.
Dad dint notice till 5:thurdy.
OMG! He *PEE'd!!!
You'd think I made a bottel a wine!
He bagz it up an dashez off to see Doc Mike...
{HEY! Put sum sand inna box - I still gotta pee summore! He nebber lissinz!}
Dad come back liddel while ago -
rubbin hiz pocky-book an sayin "Owch!"
Seemz I STILL gotz sumpin inna Bladdur Tank - white blud cellz anna few pink wunz, too. :(
PH wuz gud, tho.
Got anudder 2 weekz a biotik pillz; more acid pillz (gonna be on them furever, I gess). Biotik dose is gonna be a pill anna quarter ebery day, this tyme.
Doc figgerz my "FLUDT" Kondishun iz makin sum *grit* thatz aggervatin my tank. I duzint plug-up ennie more kuzza the re-plummin Sir Jury dun on me. Iffin I'z still gotz the fekshun inna tank onna next test - they might havta do a $50 bukz "Kulshure" an try ta figger out whutz growin inna tank...
Dad sez fur a "Free" Kat - I'z startin ta get a lil *spensive*!
SmokeMutt'z happie azza Klam - Long as we keep pourin munnie thru my plummin system - He kant get sent out fur hiz Bum Knee Sir Jury job!
Dad finally put sum sand inna box ~
I wuz innit doin a *pee* affore the dust died down!
WHEEEEW! HO-BOY!
Wuz gettin reddy to find sum offis papurz ta take a leek on!
Memo to Self: Pee inna baggy-box SOONER, next tyme!
And so endz the Advenshurez of Boots, da Part-Tyme Offis Kat, fur dis week.
Mee-Ooow atcha all inna kupla weekz!
/s/ Boots, da Kat :D
Re: Back agin ~ Offis Kat fur anudder day ~
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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
(Sorrie Miz Zippy - he *likez* the stuff!)
oh yuckers Bootz!
Howz about Mac 'n Cheeze minus the tuna? lol
Or mac 'n cheeze and cod (not together of course) black bass? halibut? that's all the fishes I kin standz!
Sorriez 'boutz da hairballz. Doncha know yer suppose to do 'em in the middle of the night and wake everybody uppiez? That's what the girlz here do! :rolleyes:
Tellz yer dad to check out that Pet Medz place (1-800-Pet-Meds?) that they advertise on tv.... Sara's 'fektion pills were cheaper when we ordered from them.
check ya laterz bootzie,
Zippie and Sophie
Sorrie we'z been *lax* wiffa BootsDates...
OOoppz... :rolleyes:
Don't tell Bootsy we hazint been Yappin bout him...
We'll be inna DawgHowze :o
He'z been doin purdy *Gud*...
Felin *chipper* an doin sum seer-ee-us scamperin round the Howze.
Pee'n nice inna sandy box;
Takin hiz pillz wiff da pill shooter ebery mornin;
Eetin the new Krunchies an *likin* em;
And drinkin hiz waddur reel regalur! :)
Dunno how the fekshun inna bladdur tank is...?
He'z gonna be here at da Shop next week ~
He'z gotta make a sampul fur Doc Mike ta do a strip on.
We'll prolly all be *drummin our nailz* all day waitin fur him to pee inna plastik lined box - so he'll prolly Mee-Ow atcha on da puter between eppi-sodez of Dad shootin waddur down hiz froat wiffa sqwirt gun. He'll prolly be *slosshin* while he typez! :rolleyes:
An TANKZ! fur askin bout the lil KatKid!
/s/ Fur da Boots Kat,