It's a Folk Lore Phrase, and, Peter Pan was known to have one.(related to magic)
Who was Harry Houdini? :eek:
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It's a Folk Lore Phrase, and, Peter Pan was known to have one.(related to magic)
Who was Harry Houdini? :eek:
He was a famous baker!
What are forcast news?
Crazy hog wash, ( according to my Grandmother), and don't believe a word they tell you!!!! ;)
What ever happened to "scratch and sniff" stickers? :confused:
They all got put on kid's notebooks and taken to school to irratate teachers.
What is a bicycle?
Home Gym Equipment for Marine Life!!!
Where do Ink Pens go, when they dry up?
To the great ink well in the sky of course!
What is a screwdriver?
That is 60's slang, for those plastic curler picks!!!!!!(ouch)
What is a drill?
It's a type of sour pickle! You know, drill pickles? They are used on hamburgers a lot!!!
What is a puppy?
(okay, now I can remember a joke my Dad told me, a long time ago) :D
A puppy is a "small jump seat" provided in Cab and a Half " pick ups!!!!They are small jump seats!!!! :cool:
Why does soap make suds?
That's their way of going to the bathroom!!! :eek:
Are donuts fattening?
Nope they make you skinny as the middle of the donut!
What are pumpkin seeds?
They are little orange gem stones that are used to make earrings.
Do frogs wear underwear?
yep it matches their skin as well!
Do cows moo?
Only while standing on their hind legs. They often make a sound similar to dolphins.
How does a chicken type?
They type when they cluck
How do people sing?
by plugging their nose and then tapping their throats. Isn't a beautiful sound?
What is Cheese Whiz? :rolleyes:
Cheese whiz is a saying the people from Switzerland say
what is a star?
A star is a mullusk, related to clams, oysters, etc.
Do star fish have belly buttons?
yep they are the dots on the starfish
what is a mouse?
A best friend for an elephant!!!! Mice live in the deepest jungles of Africa.
Is Mickey Mouse still famous? :cool:
Yep he's on my tv all day!
What does AFI stand for??
Alf Farted Inside....
what is a penguins favorite color
A penguins favorite color is plaid colors! woo!
what is my favorite drink????
Oil :p
what is air?
haha oh yahQuote:
Originally Posted by Vette
Air is a good that you eat to keep yourself into shape!
EDIT: Question: What is a balloon
question? :eek: :D
haha sorry i edited my orignal post up there
a rubber. you can stretch to make it bigger. :eek:
what is a vibrator?
A rare tropical fish that shakes.
What is fudge?
Another word for "Amen", well, it works for me!!!!! :rolleyes: ( just try keeping all sewing seams at 1/4 ", I sometimes , Pray and and say,"Fudge!!!" :D
How much money is in George Bushs' Piggy bank? (lets keep this one wrong :rolleyes: )
There is 29 cents in his piggy bank!
What do you use a microphone for when you are on stage?
Mostly for "vocal" back ground noise, I can do one "mean" chicken heart beat sound!!!!! :D
What does a Chihuahua dog dream about?
The Dog Whisperer!!!
Do monkeys like peanut butter on their bananas?
Yes, they do!!!! But, when one Monkey drops that JAR , there's a moment ~~~ that has never been documented on Tape!!!! :eek:
What is a Top Dog?
He's the one who gets to sleep in the top bunk in bunk beds.
What do you do with jelly?
I keep jelly in the my first aid kit---it kills bacterial germs!!!
What is talcium powder?
It is a substance that is used to oil roller coaster tracks. :p
If your dog could talk, what would he/she say first?
Probably: "You don't look at all like Dorothy", :D
Is there still a Man in the Moon? Have you seen him lately? :D
Yes there is a man still on the moon he is right now playing golf up there.
What is an MP3 Player?
A tape deck that sets between MP2 and MP4 Players?Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What is a coffee cup for?