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OH NO :eek: Cinners DUM STUNTZ musta bin whilst i was on my "hiatus" cuz i mized that one........ now i'm soooo confuzed bout where i iz:confused: and no time rite now to ketchup... chek bak atcha later but don't put yur poly Ester's away yet...i'm looking for some white patten leathers belts and go-go boots so's i can get witcha program here...:rolleyes: what's witcha bonked clam heads ... huh
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I just have to pull away from the story for a minute to tell you that this had me rolling on the floor!! Such a vision!! (thanks, Sara)Quote:
Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
were dressed in matching polyester powder blue tuxedos and singing -- in harmony --"Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me) while....
Does anyone know if the toxic clam juice has been safely disposed of? I had nightmares of Santa getting a glass of clam juice with his Christmas cookies. It put Phred and his whole household on the 'Naughty' list for ever!!!:eek: :D
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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
...It [could] put Phred and his whole household on the 'Naughty' list for ever!!!...
Oh, my! With a threat like this, can't you just see poor Cinder donning a HazMat suit and turning that juuze over to the state pronto? Hee, hee, hee
:D ;) :D
.........clam juice with his Christmas cookies:eek: and what kind of cookies go with clam juice:confused: maybe........HOOF COOKIES! oh my.....
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Mysterious clam-eater spotted in
Sevillian dive!
Our intrepid crime reporters were on a study trip in
the depths of the Andalucian capital, when they
happened upon this amazing incident.
“After battling our way through the tiny back streets
of this mysterious town, we were in dire need of
some refreshment, and found a dark, seedy little
joint well away from the tourist throngs, deep in the
heart of downtown Sevilla. Imagine our surprise
when we found out that illicit clam eating was in
progress in the back room of the establishment.
Our brave cameraman, using concealed camera
techniques, managed to get a single shot of this
act before we were summarily evicted.”
We ask: Who is this mysterious woman? What on
earth persuaded her to live her life so dangerously?
Was this primitive custom catching on? Would we
soon be seeing this awful habit spreading to our
children and loved ones? Where will it all end?
The implications are huge, and may even mean the
end of civilisation as we know it.
We have now opened a hot line directly to “The
Clam Weekly News” in order that worried parents
can check up and assure themselves that their
children are not suffering from this dreaded disorder.
Anybody seeing something like this on other peoples
plates should immediately contact their local law
enforcement agency.
j & r reporting from Seville
ROTFL!!!
Quick Cinder and Smoke - get that dratted juice outta the house and buried!! Can't have Santa being poisoned and unable to deliver his cargo to all the children - it'd be a catastrophy!!
Lynne
Well, now that is a thought - we could just help Phred round up all of those awful Klamz and send them OVERSEAS! (Seville perhaps?)
Or maybe Phred could wait very quietly for Santa to arrive and he could slip 'em all into Santa's sleigh and then watch Santa whisk 'em up into the night sky - never to be seen again!
Unless Santa had a 'senior moment' and started dropping them down everyone's chimneys or putting them under the Christmas trees or putting them in the stockings. Can you imagine reaching into your stocking and grabbing a handful of squishy clams!!!!! YUCK!!!:eek: :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by gini
Or maybe Phred could wait very quietly for Santa to arrive and he could slip 'em all into Santa's sleigh and then watch Santa whisk 'em up into the night sky - never to be seen again!
Our dear Phred better not do that - it'll soon be New Year and the season for FRESH Oysters here! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by gini
Well, now that is a thought - we could just help Phred round up all of those awful Klamz and send them OVERSEAS! (Seville perhaps?)
do ya suppose those suckers would ignite/explode? Christmas might look like the 4th of July! (:eek: sez Phred and all his Firepals! lol)Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
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Unless Santa had a 'senior moment' and started dropping them down everyone's chimneys
You could send the evil clam juice postage paid to Saddam Houssein.;) :D
HE HE HE HE!! Great ideas!
Lynne
DO it!!! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by smokey the elder
You could send the evil clam juice postage paid to Saddam Houssein.;) :D
Would that then prove that he has weapons of mass destruction?