It used to be a small "cake" :rolleyes:
Now days, it's just another acronym!!!! :cool:
Does a Rabbit Sneeze?
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It used to be a small "cake" :rolleyes:
Now days, it's just another acronym!!!! :cool:
Does a Rabbit Sneeze?
Yep when they wiggle their noses they sneeze constantly
Do glasses work?
Glasses certainly work , from drinking glasses( several filled with different levels of water~~~still produce "Musical Sounds)
to, Looking Glasses~~~that show where you are going and where you have been!!!! :eek:
Does the Easter Bunny wear a Suit?
Sure does! He wears a duck suit so he can deliver eggs without being recognized and mobbed by children!!!
What is a wildcat?
A wildcat is a cat that lives in houses.
What is music?
Music is the sound a spider makes when he is spinning his web! It rocks his babies right to sleep!!!
What is a bag pipe?
A corn cob pipe, preferable homemade, and often hidden in a bag!!!! :D
( I just remembered, when I was a kid, you could actually buy a corn cob toy pipe!!!! :eek:, I think it cost 10 cents)
What is a home made toy? :rolleyes:
A home made toy is a toy that is made in the oven!
What is a phone?
A phone is something you use as a decorator accent!
(my grandpa taught us how to make our own corn cob pipes by the way) ;)
What is a pogo stick?
What is a pogo stick .... hmm of course i know this one. It's a stick that you throw at your dog and they have to hope to go get it!
What is a lime?
A lime is a candy bar filled with caramel and gooy stuff! They are so tasty, they are kept under wraps, so to speak. ;)
What is a pumpkin?
yum! i want a lime now! ;)
A pumpkin is a big blue bouncy ball
what is chocolate?
Chocolate is something you take every day to help keep you "regular". I'm having my daily dose right now! :D
Why does a skunk smell so bad?
Yes i myself am having my chocolate as well :p
Skunk doesn't smell bad it's perfume! Everyone has i now a days
What are sticks?
They are the other half of the rock band "sticks and rolling stones". They were very popular in the early 80s.
What are penguins?
Penguins are black cats that live in the ocean!
What are brothers?
They are corporate giants!! You've heard of them:
Hills Brothers, Mario Brothers, Parker Brothers...
The list goes on and on...
:D
What are dancing shoes?
They are shoes that you put on your bird's feet!
What are baseball bats?
They are bats that love baseball. They specially like the night games. They look so cute in their tiny baseball caps!!!
What is a smudge pot?
Well i need to watch them play baseball some day!
Smudge pot is a pot for fudge!
What is a printer?
A printer is a person who is responsible for putting the patterns on cloth that has patterns like stripes and such!!!
What is a macaroon?
Macaroon is a pasta that goes good with Cheese!
what is a guitar?
It's a dog biscuit! I hear they are yummy!
How do you make a mud pie?
You grab water and chocolate and voila there yah be!
How do you make a shoe?
First, You have to make friends with ELVES!!! After that , they just come into your house and make so many shoes that you have no idea what to do with all of them!!!!!
What is a fruit cake? :rolleyes:
a fruit cake is a cake filled with coke sprite and pepsi!
what is a turtle?
A lush plant found in alpine meadows.
Is there ever a reason?
Yes there is always a reason like there is a reason why we have ice cream!
what is a hat?
A Hat is like an "emotion"~~ closely related to a "shoe"
If it fits, Wear it!!!!! :eek: (shoes teach us a lot !!) :D
What is a miracle?
Alo Kathy!!!
A miracle is a cheese that we have here everyday!
what is coke?
Got to answer this wrong!!!!
A coke is "watered down Kool Aid!!!! :cool:
What is a Dorrito?
Dorito is a salsa we dip tortillas in
what is a lollipop?
An Old and Lazy Father!!!! :D ( where do these wrong answers come from , I ask myself?)
What sound does a Snow Flake make? :eek:
it makes a quack sound
what do you use a microphone for?
Microphones come in handy for those "quiet times" in life!!!
How many points does a Star have? ( real Stars :eek: :D )
they have twenty
how many states are there in the United States?
Several--- more than ten, I think!!!!!
Did George Washington use an OutHouse? :eek:
no he used a tree
what is a coin???
A coin is a soft piece of "putty", used for sealing nail holes on outdoor furniture. :D
What is a Kerosine Lamp?
It's a lamp that is hanged on the moon.
What is an avatar?