Cat Haiku

Left ear on south west
neighbor's silly dogs' barking
I sigh and sleep on.

Right ear on south east
stuff out of the dishwasher
mind my own business

all ears in front now
my brother gets temptations
all systems alert!!!

Paws and Claws

My pink little toes
'Frito feet' to some of you
Five little piggies.

I can use my feet
like a pro soccer player
I dribble with ease

A goalie's worst fear:eek:
Foil balls shot at the goal net
or under the stove:rolleyes:

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My razor claws can
defend me or open your skin
when you play too rough:p

Small retractable
switch blades, under my control
Or out of control:eek:

I can climb up trees
or the screen door of your house
See those white curtains???:cool:

And most of the time
My claws and paws take me to
where I find trouble!:p :eek: :cool: :D

Sum of all parts-III

Spine and tail

My flexible spine
Let's me contort into shapes
that would hurt humans.

:cool:
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My tail is my flag
I will wave it in your face
While you try to read

:rolleyes:

I am not a dog
My tail is a semaphore
not a moody flag

not a moody flag,
just a sign to let you know
I need some loving!

don't we all :( Sorry, I guess that isn't Haiku, just an emotion) :(

Now that is poetry , that the Found Cats and Feeder can realte to. Very Funny , and a lot of time , true!

How can I complete
My tax forms, with a fifteen
Pound cat on the desk??

:rolleyes:

Quote:

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Originally posted by RICHARD
How can I complete
My tax forms, with a fifteen
Pound cat on the desk??

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Hmm, shouldn't that be

... Pound cat on the form?

or, if your home's like mine
... Pound cat eating pen?

Tax forms with thirteen
pounds of cat eating the form
isn't any easier:D

Quote:

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Originally posted by Barbara
Tax forms with thirteen
pounds of cat eating the form
isn't any easier:D

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British Pounds, Deutschmarks,
Euros, Kroners, pesetas,
Lira or dollars.

The weight of a cat
cannot be deducted from
your yearly earnings!:eek:

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Amber,

That's what I meant....forms.....:confused:

thanks!:D

Catnip addiction-
My 'nipping worries my dad.
It's under control!

;)

Catnip addiction?
We Europeans prefer
Valeriane stuff;)

Or, to paraphrase:

"Rehab!," Dad threatens.
But I, who need no such thing,
Can quit any time.

Have I mentioned that I love this thread? :D

Twink in your haiku
new hope manifests itself
for this boring thread.