So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a barf bag on an air plane?
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So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a barf bag on an air plane?
A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far! :p ;)
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
It's to keep you away from all those horribe veggies which, I hear, are even worse for you than junk food!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Z
What makes soda pop fizz?
"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!
What is a "quirk"?
Quirk is the favorite word of Martians!!! They go around saying: "quirk quirk quirk"! all day!!! Only they know what it means!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do we have belly buttons?
So if a button comes of our shirts we have the belly button which we can sew straight back on.
Why do people become vegiterians?
Hmmm... people become vegetarian because you can do the most amazing things with tofu and Boca Burgers nowadays...
What is edamame?
That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!! :cool: (I'm Soy,~soooooo Soy~please accept my apology :D )
What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"
The phrase was originally "Ghost of Chance". Chance was the turtle who raced with the Hare in the famous fairy tale: the Tortoise and the Hare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
After winning that famous race, Chance went on tour. Sadly, he was squashed by a tour bus when he didn't look before he crossed a busy highway. When someone was clumsey, people would say they had the Ghost of Chance - meaning to watch where they were going or they may be squashed by a tour bus too. :D
What are blue suede shoes?
The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!! :eek:
Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?
Only if you jump up and down to settle everything in your tummy to the bottom. Then there is room for jello on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do squirrels ever forget where they buried their nuts?
Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now :eek: )
Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?
Yes! he is now the air traffic copter over Kansas City!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do some people paint their toenails?
Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!! :cool:
What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?
It means you should stop wearing hats with flowers on them!!! Bees love hats with flowers!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a goose bump?