Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up :D :D :D
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages. :p
Does a racoon make a good pet?
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Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up :D :D :D
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages. :p
Does a racoon make a good pet?
Nope, raccoons crap on the pillow case , then mold your hair into ridiculous shapes with it!!!(Talk about nightmares :eek: ) :D :D :D
Oh mY God, I just cracked myself up again (giggle feast alert!!!Code RED) :eek:
What color leash looks the best on an Opposum?
The one in my tree told me she likes HOT PINK leashes the best!!!
What do frogs dream about?
Miss Piggy, and , Satin Sheets---but then, theres that dreaded, HIY YAH!!!!! to contend with. Those Poor frogs, no breaks, no free rides!!!!
Where does a centipede shop for shoes?
At Shoes R US!!!
Can a fish ride a bicycle?
YES!! I was shocked when I saw one delivering papers, while watching "Sponge Bob Square Pants" , :eek:
Is Dorothy Gale still living in Kansas??? :D (I just had to ask that! ;) )
Not since she cut her hair.
Why do cats climb trees?
To make Sierra "Bark" in the middle of the night!!! ;) Cats are sneaky little critters!!!! ;)
What is an "out house"? :eek:
It's a barn. Sort of like a shed but bigger.
What do you give a cat that has bad breath?
A Bird Bath :D :D :D ( thinking of Slyvester and Tweety all over again!!) :D :D :D
Do birds use deodorants? I mean, what is all that preening for?
Of course birds use deodorants. No one wants to be known as a dirty birdy!!
Do female kangaroo's wear lipstick?
YES!!! But their "Joey" opens it and makes such a big mess in that pouch right after mating season!!! ( those Kangaroos need to learn where to store valuables) ;)
Okay, I've just got to know this one:
How much wood does a Wood chuck , Chuck!!?? (if they coudl chuck wood?)
Being small, they can only chuck about a cord of wood when they do chuck wood!!!
What is a rubber band? *minds out of the gutter please*
:D Okay :D
give me some time :rolleyes:
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's) :eek:
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Moth ball- the worst ever Jaw breaker flavour.
What makes stars glow?