Very carefully!!! Those faces bite !!! :D
What is inside out? ;)
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Very carefully!!! Those faces bite !!! :D
What is inside out? ;)
Oh, so now it is the wrong riddle game huh!!!!
Okay, I can do this, :D
intestinal gas!!!? :eek: :D :D :D
Woops, I've got to be WRONG!!!! Who let that out???? :D
How can you tell if a fire fly is lost?
Well, if it's a girl, she will stop and ask directions. If it's a boy, he will just fly around in circles! ;)
What is the cream of the crop?
hummm, as Johnny Carson would say, :D
That would be the dead flies that are floating on top of the cream!!!
Does Old McDonald still have his farm?
No. He sold it and moved to Vegas and became an Elvis impersonator!
Who bought Old McDonald's farm?
Larry the Cucumber!
What's a waterbottle?
the least expensive dog or cat toy!!!!
What do our pets think about , on rainy days?
That's when they do most of their planning on how to get their own ways! ;)
How do you make peanut butter?
By throwing out the peanuts and butter and throwing a party !!! ( our dogs will never forgive us :rolleyes: )
What makes markers mark?
Boredom! They get bored so mark here and mark there and mark everywhere!
Why do monkeys like bananas?
because , it is fast food without drive thru windows!! No waiting involved!!!!
Are elephants really afraid of mice?
No, they are afraid of atoms.
What's a dot?
Another name for a freckle.
What are clouds made of?
Fur from fighting cats!
What is a shell?
A contraction as in: "shell be coming round the mountain"! :D
Are zebra's white horses with black stripes or black horses with white stripes?