It'z me, da Kat; pawin a note frum da Shop...
HI, Ebberbuddie! :) I'z back atta shop wiffa Gang tuday...
Kinda *tweek'd* I dint get ta make da trip yesturday - I'z startin to like kar ridez long as it'z NOt to da White Coat'z Places.
I dun sum lil papur peez whilst I wuz home yesturday, so Dad lemmie out till BigBed tyme last nite. He locked me up kuz I dint make no damp papurs affore litez out.
Made up fur it this mornin - HuMUNgus pile a damp papurs! Gave Hed Bumpiez an a lotta door pawin when Dad kame in - so he sed I kuld ride ober to da Shop. Sellabrated wiff anudder big pee dump jest while he wuz loadin up all my gear ta go. THAT got da papur box warshed out an fresh papurz fur da trip!
Got here an Dad unloads the Dawgs an all my stuff an returnz fur me. I'z peepin out his winnow inna kar till he getz klose - then I krowchez down when he pops er open an *kaZOOooom!* - Off I goez like a Streak-a-Litnin --- fur about 2 feet. Left my durn Tail flyin out behind an he *GRABBz* it (wiffa Left handpaw, no less!)
**EEE-Yowchie!**
Left 50 footz a gud Klaw Nailz onna sidewalk affore I quit runnin. Dang it! :mad: He hadda good gripy onna Tail! Sheeze, Dad - I wuz jest tryin ta beet ya to da door! Whud a worrie-wart he iz!
Dad set up my spot - chair holdin the leashy string (so's I kant go 'splorin all ober the Shop place lookin fur the Kumpanie Rat {Smoke's lil mousie bud that hangz out here makin Dad :mad:}), boff my pee boxez, krunch bowl, an the durn wadder kup. I settel'd down to a long sessun inna krunch bowl - ate a BIG brekfust. Then I noticed! Durn chikun krunchie jumped inna wadder kup. NUTz! Aint supposed to be in there... Better get him out...
Started lappin up wadder - I'z gonna sink him onna bottum an *grab* him! Kept swimmin round an hidin unner that dang sqwirt gun Dad plopped inna kup wiffa wadder. Eben tried dippin a paw ta snag the lil floatur - Kunnit get it!! Lapp'd up an Drunk a hole *heck-uva-LOTTA* wadder affore I gib'd up wiffa lil *uRRRRpp* an lay down fur a nappy...
Feelz like I gotz a half gallun wurth a *Good Kat* wadder inna tank - But I'z gonna keep Dad gessin just WHEN?? I'z gonna du a pee job... Kan't wate too much longer - I kinda *Sloss-shez* when I movez around... :rolleyes:
Dad'z Happie Azza Klam kuz I'z not jumpin inna boxez an strainin nor lickin the plummin. He tinks mabee I'z tryin to get back onna skedule of jest two Big Peez a day. It'z a Pain Inna Butt ta havta keep klimin inna box ebery lil while ta dumpa a lil outta da tank. Mebbie I'z gonna wate till we kar-ride back to da Ranch - I likez the *challenge* of hittin the papurs standin sidewayz inna muvin kar!
Kace yer wunderin - the poopy part iz werkin OK, too. Dad tinkz it'z a lil soggie - kuz I'z up to bout a 50-50 mix a New Chikun Krunch an old stuff.
A gud stinkie *plop* getz flushed a lot quicker than a dry wun - saves me frum havin to move a lotta sand. :rolleyes:
Dad sez time ta get offa the bodily funkshunz topik!
I'z jest kinda hangin round - moved muself into Cinner'z spot onna unner-puter hide-a-way ruggy. She wanderz ober ebery now-an-agin an gibz Dad a sad-eyez look :( about loozin her place asside SmudgePot; but she spendz her tyme onna ruggy in frunta the door watchin the karz go bye. Smoke duzint seem to mind my kumpanie - but I hate it when he *S-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-z* Waaaay out an skrunchez me inna korner unner the puter.
An Hoo-Boy! :eek: Ya gotta watch out fur Dad'z B-I-G PawFootz when he furgetz we'z unner the puter an he triez to stretch hiz long leggz!!
Eeeee-Yipes! Duz it get *krowded* down here when THAT happenz!
OH Yeah! Hey Miz Sophie ~
Sorrie the dumm Dawgz dint komment onna NEET Silbur-Nail jobby yur Aunt Lys gibed to ya!
That pixshure wiffa Krossed Pawz is reelie Furst Klass! Anna Silbur looks Sooo Klassie! Ya get the back wunz dun, too? Wunder HOW? ya managed to sit still while Lys did all that paintin? Momma Zippy is prolly jest jelluz kuz she dint tink of the ideer... Tell Anty Lys WE tink it'z NEET!
Awww, NUTz! Cinder jest shuffled ober an gobbeled ALL my left-ober Krunchiez! :mad: Dad fixed er, tho... Gibb'd her a 10.5 Boot inna Butt an hollerd "Quit Dat!" An SmokeMutt jest runn'd ober a slurrp'd up allua dust that wuz left!
Ggrrrrrr...!
Whut us poor Katz gotta put up wiff! :rolleyes:
Now we gotta go home...
Sure hope Dad duzint *squweeze* onna Tank when we loadz up!
Hate ta waste a gud pee onna sidewalk!
Mee-Yow at all yoze Buddiez onna next visit to da Shop!
/s/ da Boots I KAN *pee* Kat
ME agin ~ Back atta Shop wiffa Guyz...
Bootsy here ~ back wiffa Guyz agin!
Iffin I dint knowe better - I'd tink they wuz *watchin* me...
This ridin inna kar to werk is kinda phunn!
Dad sez kupla more kritterz an we'll call the place a Zoo.
The lost pee frum yesturday? Yep; dun it inna papurz onna way home! Reelee BIG wun - jest after we bounced ober the RR trakz. Rite inna papur box onna floor - I'z gettin purdy gud goin inna kar.
Did anudder wun soon as I gotz set up back inna baffroom. That got me a tikit outta jail all nite.
This mornin Dad axk'd if I wunted ta go wiff em - so I sed "Why not?" Load my stuff an off we goez!
Dun a kuple lil pees an pooperz inna sandy box. Been hoggin Cinders spot onna puter ruggy all day.
Payback fur her grabbin a big bite a my krunchies agin tuday... :mad:
Dad paid her back too ~ She onlee got haff a haffa kup a dawg krunch fur brunch.
We'z loadin up rite away - sumpin bout Dad needin ta go ta the Hoomin Food shop...
Mee-Owww more later...
/s/ Boots, da Kat :D
Hmmm....I can see it now.....
"HEY DAD!"
"What Boots?"
"I wanna go on a car ride!"
"Not today."
"Yes today."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"If you don't take me on a car ride--I ain't gonna pee!"
"I'll get the keys...."
Is that kitty spoiled or what? ;)