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what do turkeys eat on thanksgiving?
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MINIMUM WAGE!!
what do turkeys eat on thanksgiving?
Bologna sandwiches!!!
How fast can a worm run?
they can run 1 mile per hour for each leg they have. Example: a cat has 4 legs ( usually ) so it would run 4 miles per hour. It depends how many legs the worm in question has.
Is the white house white?
Nope, it's really green with hot pink spots. It just looks white at times because of all the smog in the area!!!
Do snails were goulashes?
Only on special occasions, like St. Patrick's Day, but then only green ones!!
Do Samoyeds like snow? And why?
Yes, they truely love snow!!!!! the deeper the snow fall, the better. Because, it is the only time of year that they can wear a snow suit!!!
What is a pet rock?
A pet rock is a rock that loves to be petted while it listens to rock and roll!
What do you do with salt water?
you throw it at ur computer.
What are Headphones for?
You put them on your pet rock so his rock and roll doesn't bug you to death!
What is a buccaneer?
That's when it costs a dollar to get an ear pierced.
What is "cute"?
Cute is smiling at a camera with spinich in your teeth!
Do cows have crossed eyes?
yes when they moo and drink juice
do cellphones ring?
Yes, and the Avon lady says you owe her one thousand bucks. :eek: :D
What happens when a bicycle's tires don't have enough air?
you start floating in the air with the clouds.
what is music?
the sound of Bin Laden, choking to death!!! :D :D :D
Do monkeys dream?