UFOs will land on the White House Lawn!!!
Why are porcupines so prickly?
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UFOs will land on the White House Lawn!!!
Why are porcupines so prickly?
Tough life. They can't help their attitudes. ;)
What's the best thing about living in a desert?
Free kitty litter!!! :D
What's a dvd player?
A dog violin device for canine virtuosos.
the bow is shaped differently for their little paws. :p
What's the best thing that happened to you today?
I woke up! ;)
How much cheese does it take to fill a mouse up?
the missing holes in the swiss kind.
Why do lizards eat flies?
Well, somebody has to! :eek:
Who invented the game of golf?
A little boy that found picking up the bat and hitting a moving ball to be too dificult. Just set the ball down and swing!
What is the Spanish word for dog?
Dogma!
Why do cats bark?
So they can tell the dogs to Lay off !
What did birds originate from?
From the angels in Heaven.
Thats where they learned to sing and fly.
Why do turtes have shells?
because they all have phobias of realtors.
What happened to the cow who jumped over the moon>?
He turned blue
why do frogs ribbit
Because they can't sing opera! ;)
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Thousands!!!!!! and, when they wear tap shoes, they sound like an old typewriter!!!!! :D
How do you wash all those fuzzy faces? :eek: