Television was just a post war Hoax!!!
It merely wetted our thirst for entertainment in its infancy, but alas, the Well Went Dry. There is no Televison anymore!!!!! :rolleyes:
Can we still buy Televisions? :eek:
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Television was just a post war Hoax!!!
It merely wetted our thirst for entertainment in its infancy, but alas, the Well Went Dry. There is no Televison anymore!!!!! :rolleyes:
Can we still buy Televisions? :eek:
Yes you have to pay them with 7938 pieces of dog food!
How Crazy is that???
What is a castle?
:D Your good at this game!!! :D
A castle is a very small dwelling, with few furnishings. There are no remains left of these humble huts!!!!!
What happened to all those Nintendo Games? :eek:
They got stuck in my garage... Oops i wasn't suppose to tell anyone about that....my bad. ;)
Where did the milk go from the glass?
Hey, We just can't cry over that" swallowed milk", can we? :D (at least we didn't spill it, right) but really, where does that Milk really go? :rolleyes:
anyways, Bless that Cow!!!! ;)
Where does Chocolate Milk come from?
hehe!!!!
Also Thanks Dorothy! you are good at this game as well!
Of course everyone knows Chocolate Milk comes from the Brown Bear from the big blue house! Or was i the only one that knew that?? hmm... tough question..
What happened to the Three Stooges?
The Three Stooges are still quite ALIVE!!! None of them passed on, Curly Joe has his own Web Site!!!!! :eek:
Do transformers still amaze us?
Transformers? I thought they were the power rangers... hmm i guess they changed their name..
Why do we have headphones?
:D Head phones were invented to penetrate the ear wax that results when we listen to too much static!!!! :D
Why does the guitar sound so cool?
Because i'm the one that teaches everyone how to play the guitar from my experience on it
How do you play a triangle?
Okay , this is The Wrong Game, :rolleyes:
How do you PLAY the triangle?
I just go into the middle , and listen to all three sides. ( ding!!!!) :D
Where do" Fairies " sleep during Winter? :eek:
They sleep inside the coke cans duh i even sleep in them during the winter
where do you get music?
You get music by grasshoppers rubbing their hind legs together!
What does "my bad" mean?
:eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
That's Baby talk, for "My DAD!!!!!" You might also hear , My Bom, My bid bister, my butter, and my bog Buddy. :D
Do Leaprechauns pay Taxes?
Not very often! It's hard for the IRS to find them because they are such wee little folk!!! ;)
What is a burp? :eek:
:D:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Give me a Break!!!!!! :D (OOOOOOOh~~~ I needed that laugh attack)
A burp is Brain Gas!!!!! :cool:
What is a Kit Kat Bar? :eek:
That's a granola bar for cats made out of crunchie food and cat nip!!!
What is a message in a bottle used for?
I found one in our Bath tub just the other day, and , I read it. :rolleyes:
Same ol Spider ( he is sure a Ham) I blotted off my lipstick with it!!!! :eek:
Where do Organ Grinders get their Monkeys?
From Monkey Mart on 6th street!!!
Why do dogs bark?
They really don't BARK at all!!! :eek: Their vocal cords , being different than ours, are spoken WORDS!!!!! Cats know what they are really saying, but, just try to get that information!!!!!! :rolleyes:
Where is Redi Kilowatt now?
He went to Alabama to go buy some soup for my dog.
what happend to the mouse that was in the mouse hole???
He thought it was a good idea to hide in the clothes hamper, then, was transported to a laundry mat. :eek:
Where can an elephat hide?
An elephant can hid under a bottle cap!
Where did the genie go from the magic lamp?
The geni is here in my town, changing white houses into yellow ones!!!
What does a smiley do?
(so sorry that I have to anwer this one WRONG!!!!!! :) )
A smiley " stuns you senses!!!!", like a Light Bill that has gone out of control!!!!! :eek:
What is a Crocus?
It's a rare orange bird that thinks it's and frog and screams Croak-us!
What is a fudge bar?
( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark) :D
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?) :eek:
A light switch in the dark with the electricity disconnected? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
A Tootsie Roll Pop is a game where lots of girls named Tootsie roll their pops (dads) down a steep hill. The first one to get him in the river wins.
What is a sneeze?
That is when your EYES close, ever so tightly, and, the world stops for just a second!!!!( and, I do pay my light bill, on time :D )
What is a Pet Talk Friend??( you must answer this WRONG, :eek: )
A Pet Talk Friend is someone you go mud wrestling with!!! You can't take just anybody to those meets you know!!!
What is a hic-cup?
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Yep, we sure did have fun at that last meet!!!! :D
A Hic-Up------ :eek:
That is "tasting' chocolate, one more time!!!!!
What are "french" fries?
They are "Mexican fries" not french fries... gosh all these years everyone thought they were french.
How is snow made?
Hey, I know the answer to that one!!!! ;)
that is when Old Mother Hulda is Shaking her Feather Pillows!!!! :eek:
What is a pinata? :eek: :D
Pinata is a Pig all stuffed up with lollipop! What else? ;)
How do you dip a chip in a sauce?
:D Dip?
I just dump the whole container of "dip" into the bag of chips, reclose the bag, shake it for a few minutes, then, spread it all out on a platter!!!!!!! Care to join me? :D
What is another great use for dog hair?
Count me in Kathy!!! :p
Another great use for dog hair are bracelets for cats!
how do frogs jump?
First they scrunch way down in the mud and get a look of concentration on their little faces like a baby gets when he is dumping a load in his diaper.
Then they stand up fast and skate off on the tiny skates they put on their feet while they were scrunched down in the mud!!!
How do you make donut holes?
It takes some practice, as , it can get real messy!!:
roll the dough about 1/4 in thick, then, with your left , "floured". hand, THROW this portion into the air, about 2 or 3 feet from the counter surface!!! Here is the tricky part: While this flattened circle of dough is making its way back down, quickly smack the index finger of your "right" hand,( again, floured to the max!!!) smack dab into the center, with determined force!!! With practice, it will fall onto the counter , like a cat falls on all 4 legs!!!!! :eek: and, in pristine condition!!!
The dount hole will resemble a dog turd at this time, You can either roll it into a ball, or, fry it as is!!!!!!!! :D
What is a Popcorn Ball?
It's a dance that happens at harvest time every year after all the popcorn has been picked!!!
What does "smacked down" mean?
That is when you wash the walls, and~~~~~, accidently go over the electicial receptacle!!!!! :eek: (Zing went the Strings of My Heart!!!) :eek:
By the way, What is a Harp?