Certainly not from drinking fountains any more :eek: !!!(Gotta love those smilies)
I drink my water from the ol creek!!!! :D
What is an LP?
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Certainly not from drinking fountains any more :eek: !!!(Gotta love those smilies)
I drink my water from the ol creek!!!! :D
What is an LP?
Little penguins!! :D
How late is too late to work?
Any time!!!
What is a goober?
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
it's a dislexic Booger
What makes trees grow?
Dog pee!!! :eek:
What is mush?
the" brown trails" made during sled -dog races :eek:
Do people use cards to play Solitaire?
No, they use jacks and prune juice!!!
How do you make a root beer float?
OH MY GOD!!! And I thought I was witty!!!!! :eek: ,Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Don't, I repeat, Do Not open that can of Hires. Toss it into the bathtub for some late night fun!!!! :D ( Kansas people ROCK, says Dorothy!!!)
Did the tin man have a zipper? ( Dorothy always has that oil can, just in case) ;)
Of course he did! When you gotta go, you gotta go, or when you go to go you may find you have already gone!!!
What is a squiggle?
That is the silly wild line you make when you write the amount on a check!!!
I've done so real great ones!!! :eek:
What in the heck is a Marsh wiggle?
It's a dance done by people who live by marshes.
What is a sucker?
A person who sucks his thumb all day.
Who is today's Cat of the Day?
The Cat in the Hat!!
Who are thing 1 and thing 2?
It's code for 1, 2 buckle my shoe!!!
Why does the early bird want the worm? :confused:
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because worms don't have teeth, they are the only ones the birds can wake up safely.
What do bees make?