something has to be green, it's hard work, like Kermit says!! it isn't easy
Is Miss Piggy still single?
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something has to be green, it's hard work, like Kermit says!! it isn't easy
Is Miss Piggy still single?
No I hear she is dating Big Bird now. I hear she is expecting chiglets (chicks/piglets lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Is the sky really falling?
Yep, a big chunk just hit me on the head. Lucky for me, I have a hard head!
Why do telephones ring?
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because they have diamonds inside. Diamond ring get it HA I'm a loser lol. They say diamonds are a girls best friend and sometimes I think the phone comes a close second. Coincidence? I think not.
When does a rooster crow?
After he's had a date with a hot chicken!!!
Why do robber's wear masks?
because , they look stupid in pany hose!! :D
Who sang Happy Birthday to J.F.K.?
Boy George!!!
How many oinks are in a pig?
:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh God, that's a toughy!!!!!!!! :eek:
They can get pretty big, (hummm, 16 oinks to a pound, x say, 200)
3200 oinks!! :eek:
Who were the 3 little pigs?
Larry, Moe, and Curly aka the Three Stooges!!!
What makes a cat purr?
loved that !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
"Listening to The Best of Tom Jones!!" makes any pussy cat purr!!! :D
"Pussy cat, Pussy cat, I love you, Yes , I , do----------- :eek:
Which famous blonde debuted in "Laugh In" on NBC?
come on, you know who she is, just don't type her real name!!!!
it's fun to be wrong on Pet Talk!!! :D
okay, You have forced me to play the wrong game by myself!!!
Moldy Fawn is her name!!!! She never amounted to much anyway.no Big Deal!!! :D
here's another question:
Where does all the gum, that which has been chewed, finally go?
To jail - does NOT pass GO, does NOT collect $200.00
How does a bird fly?
Hey, it's the Golden Girl!!!
How do birds fly??
They just, sort of , JUMP!! and the air has to cooperate!!
they have a connection with the wind, on their Visa cards.( we can't access it) :(
Why do flowers smell so lovely?
flowers smell good, like sweet & sour chicken, so my dog will eat them. Especially the hibiscus.
What will happen in August?