It'z OK, Folks ~ They'z boff BACK HOME - all *Safe & Sound* (again) ...
:rolleyes:
SmokeMutt (da GUD Child) here ~
Dad sez dis is gettin OLD inna hurrie!
Dad'z gott kall da Kopper Dispatch Gurl back an kancel da
"Wanted Bulletin"; den kall da Nayburs an tell em ta quit <lookin>.
An I gotta kall da Big Guy Upstairz...
<picks up Prayer Line> <dials God>
Hi God ~
THANKS fur Your Help, God!!
Yessir, he found em - rite where You <snarled em up> on dat
tree - rite across da road frumma Ranch Howze!
Did Dad make many "Wild Promisez" whilst he wuz <Prayin> to Ya?
Yeah, THREE hours WUZ a Long Tyme!
OMG! ~ You wrote em ALL down, huh?
Yessir, I'z gonna <re-Mynd> Dad that You got em ALL down
on hiz Skore Kard!
Cinder an Bowzer??
Oh You betcha - they'z Layin SOOOO Low
they'z jest bout IN-vissibel!! :cool:
OK, God - I'll tell em they'z BOFF on Yur NAW-TEE Dawg List! :eek:
An I'z gonna tell Dad he *owez* You a Thank-You Purrayer tanite.
THANKS agin, God!!
/s/ da GUD Prayer Pup
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C'mere, you two!!
Cinder: <slink> <cringe> (tail-tip) = <flip> <flip> <flip>
Bowser: slink> <quivver> (tail) = <flip> <thumpity-thump>
Ya boff HEARD da Fiur Pager go *Beep*Beep* fur Dad ta go ta Fiur Drill;
Ya boff HEARD him say "QUICK OUTIE - I gotta GO!"
WHUT wuz ya <thinkin> by runnin off!!???
Ooooh ~ Da BOWZ wanted to "go onna Quick Hunt"!??
An you <LET> him go across da ROAD!????
NO, da "Publik Huntin Groundz" iz NOT fur DAWGGIEZ wiffOUT a Hoomin along!
An jest WHY din'cha <*TALK*> at Dad an <kall fur HELP>???
He drove up an down da road fur TWO HOURS - <Hollerin> yur namez!
He stopped a DUZIN Tymes rite in frunt a where ya wuz <snarled up>...
eben shut da Bus OFF ta <lissin> fur ya!
Ohhhh ... ya thunk he'd be :mad: at'cha!
Well, he'z WAY past "mad"!!
GUD thing *I* finally got sent out ta help...
Aftur Dad kalled da Kopper Disipatch an filed a Missin Dawgz Report;
he dressed up inna goo-loshie feetz, two coatz anna hat,
wiffa 'lektrik lite stick an ME.
Poor Dad wuz *hikin* up da Horse Folkz drive, but *I* wouldint
go dat way... kept <lookin> back atta Howze.
We <searched> da fencez, up by da Horse Howze, an down da Horse drive.
FINally <heard> ya *Whimperin & Whinin*!
(Ya KUDDA made a lil more "rackit"!) :rolleyes:
Dad kept <lookin> on our side a da road (THINKIN ya wuz smart enuff
ta stay on OUR side) - but *I* kept <lookin> ACROSS da road...
Dad heard ya an tell'd me ta come across...
but I sed "NU-UH!! I getz <hollered at> fur krossin da road!
But yur headed da rite way now, Dad. Lil bit to da left."
Hiz "Radar Earz" zeroed in an I heard him tell ya ta "KALM DOWN, I'm here!"
<Kissin> him all ober hiz facebonez wuz a *nice touch* ...
prolly made it tuff ta untie da MESS you two made wiffa ropey on
dat busted tree. WHY din'cha jest <chomp> da rope an come home?
Ohhh... sucha MESS ya kudint figger out which loop ta <chomp>.
You guyz otta karrie a Pokit Knife wiff ya.
Well, allua NutRatz inna woodz are gonna be REEL Safe fur a while
now ~ Kuz YOU Two sure aren't gonna be <huntin> fur a while!
Jest *wait* till da Pet Talkurz hear bout DIS Kapur!
/s/ SmokeMutt - da GUD Child!
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The Gif Box Opening ~ a Reenactment
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We ALMOST managed to collect the entire Cast of Characters together
in WUN shot... but Dad kept runnin outta handpawz!
Kat wunted NUFFIN ta do wiff repeatin his original stuntz onna tabul -
(standin onna tabul an <reachin> inna box) -
this iz da best we kuld do...
OK-OK - Quit <snarlin> - I'll "STAY"!
Where'z my NIP??
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...9/f5076b55.jpg
There it is!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/f5076a08.jpg
OK - kan I *GO* now?
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OK - <HOLD> it while I go find Bowser!
*Notice* all the Happie, *Smilin*, Faces!
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Stay tuned for a few more...
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Gift Box Opening - phase 2 ...
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Somewhere between <Findin & Placin> da Bowz, an
taking da next shot...
Da kamera batteries went south!
An whilst Dad wuz loadin in the spare set...
Da Kat went NORTH!
All set now. Ebberbuddie *SMILE*!
<KLICK> <*FLASH*>
Wunder when he'z gonna <notice>??
Son uvva a ____! ~ WHERE"S da DURN KAT!!!??
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Guess he <noticed>!
Ta make a long storrie short ~
By ta tyme da Kat wuz found, returned, an <stuff'd> back inna box;
der wuzzint a Dawg in sight!
Aftur <rotatin> da Cast a few tymez, "Tempurz" wuz gettin a bit "short"
an it wuz decided ta <furget> da Kat.
We'd be *smilin* more if ya wuzzint <SHOUTIN> so much, Dad!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/f5075728.jpg
"Paw Wiper"??
Ya sure DIS iz how da "Wiper" iz suppozed ta go on??
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I dunno Dad...
I still fink YOU're suppozed ta put em on YUR HandPawz!
SMOKE - ya needa "wipe"?
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Kan we jest go back to <PLAYIN> wiffa New Toyz??
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/f507515a.jpg
Letz <opin> da PEE-Nutz or <pop> sum Poppin Korn...
An HEY ~ Where'd OUR "Beef 'n Garlick" BIZQUITZ go?
Dad'z prolly puttin Green Chiles onna Bizquitz when wez on outiez.
ALLUA us wanna say a **BIG** ***THANKZ*** to da Pet Talk Gang
fur sendin dat big box of TREETZ an GUDDIEZ!!
Wuz a KOMPLEET S'PRIZE when it came!!
On, and Dad sez doze Plastik GIFT KARDS a gonna kome in reel "Handie" -
but he also sed "Gowrsh... they shuldint have dun Soooo much!"
Da whole Phred's Fambly sez
*THANKS*, Pet Talkers!!
You Folks are REEL SPESCHUL!!
/s/ A Greatful Phred, Cinder, Smokey, Boots (da Kat)
and of course da BOWSER!!
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