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Chasing laser dot.
My dad finds this amusing.
O.K. laugh fat head!
Dad at the controls
He makes sure I don't catch it!
Why does he do that?
I search all the dots,
On all home appliances!
Red dot above bed!
A midnite attack!
He sleeps, I'll step on his groin.
Now we are even! :eek:
The glass shattering
wakens me from my deep sleep.
Where's the broom? Dustpan?
Ed does know enough!
Watch out! Broken glass on floor!
It's gravity's fault!
Dad, I just walked by....
And the glass exploded!
Why would I bother your sleep?
Bedtime, October 7th ...
Still so warm outside
I turn A.C. on - Cat still
snuggles up with me
Cat hair in my mouth.
The weather changes to cold.
Fur piece on my head. :eek:
Cat stares intently
Under refrigerator
Watching who-knows-what?
He asked
Her kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed
"WHAT FUR"!
Burma Shave
Across the kitchen floorQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
A lost milk ring hockey puck.
'Mom, A little hand?"
I awaken to
Find my little grey meat-loaf
Purring next to me.
Purring grey meatloaf?Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Not fun to find in a fridge!
But a joy in bed! :)
Cassie's tail moves fast --
Smacks me in the face when I
Love on her too much.
Richard watches sport
On TV ... He leaves his chair,
Edster moves right in.
Underneath the coat
So white and fluffy, I think
Ed is a wise soul.
Hidden in plain sight
Edster’s safe indoors. That is
Perfect cat-mouflage.
====> bounce for Richard
Meowm, last Friday night
Chinese restaurant chicken...
Let's get that again!
Supermarket bags!
Did you bring my favorite--
Baby food turkey?
Meowmy, what is this?
Friskies canned? I don't want that.
I'd prefer tuna.
Five-thirty a.m.
I wake to a soggy mess
Hairball on bedspread.
Walk into kitchen
Another puke pile on rug
Happy Monday Mom.
Petmas is almost here!
Mom got us a catnip mouse
Snoop in present bag.
Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
That I founded our present
Finders keepers, right?
Oh no! She found it
Now I'll have to share the mouse
Unless I hide it
Stash mouse under stove
So now Luna can't find it
It's mine mine all mine!
(signed: Howard)
Petmas is almost here!
Mom got us a catnip mouse
Snoop in present bag.
Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
That I founded our present
Finders keepers, right?
Oh no! She found it
Now I'll have to share the mouse
Unless I hide it
Stash mouse under stove
So now Luna can't find it
It's mine mine all mine!
(signed: Howard)
A fireplace cat
Ed watches for Santa Claus.
Put out the fire, Dad! :(
Eight o'clock A.M.
It is time to leave for work,
Cat meows, "Stay with me!"
Six o'clock P.M.
Cat demands my attention
"I'm glad you're home, Mom."
Squishy waterloggedQuote:
Originally Posted by slick
Cat hair licked from their fur
oozes thru my toes.
(Ugh, that even grossed me out.)
Cuddly warm furball
Sidekick during bout with flu
Kitty medicine. :D
Flu sidekick gave Dad
Ouchies where it really hurt...
Nice to meet you --- CLAUDE!
Cassie has me trained.
Food at 4 AM each day
Sometimes earlier.
Two new spots on rug.
Cassie Cat has barfed again.
Get out the Resolve.
And I always think of this one (which I didn't write) when Cassie does it:
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail...
Behold! Elevator butt.
Culinary cat
Really loves toast and cream cheese
GET OUT OF MY PLATE!
Your laser pointer.
Let's play a little longer.
Where is the super glue? :eek:
With six cats, I can relate to every single Haiku!! Laughing my arse off this morning. Needed a good laugh!
Cassie:
I don't need cat toys.
I would rather play with things
Found around the house.
Milo:
Look at my cat toys!
Kept in a basket for me,
I play with them all.
My dirt brown cat.
Angel with a dirty face.
Brings outdoors inside.
A late night escape
A grand tour of property.
Grounded for two days. :mad:
Sleep interupted.
Crazy cat late night attacks.
I'm sleepy no more.
When the cat's away
I can get my beauty sleep.
So do all the mice!
Your warm cat belly,
When I snatch you off the floor-
Treat for my fingers.
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That cat metronome
Your tail keeps feline tempos
Sweeping cross my face!
Cassie:
Meowm has a new job.
She's home early, which means more
Time to spend with me!
a cat and cardboard
strange magnetic reaction.
Why do they love it?
Exotic belly
Heat exchange or showing off?
Airing out caboose!
Tufts of belly hair.
the hidden side of my cat
Exposed for moment.
Is it heat or play?
That gives us view of our cats?
Who cares! BELLY RUB!!!!
Cat sees cardboard box
Private hideaway, hops in.
Good place for a nap.
Deferential cat
Shows her backside to me,
I prefer her face!
Poop scoopin' boogie
Every cat owner knows dance!
Just watch where you step?:eek::p
Ed's up at the dawn.
Making loud cat box noises.
Dad! Now clean it up!;)
4:30 AM...Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Dig, dig in the litter pan...
Why, cat, at this hour?
Broken ankle means
Cast, crutches, stay with parents.
How I miss my cat!
Good morning, sweetheart!
Not ready to feed me yet?
OK, let's snuggle.
The cat haiku thread.
forgotten? resurrected?
Always fun to browse!:)
Not ready for me?Quote:
Originally Posted by columbine
Meowmom, you should ALWAYS be
ready to feed me!
Writing Christmas cards,
Cassie Cat sits next to me,
Purring as I write.
Meowmie got a job.
She leaves home each day - I wish
she'd stay home with ME!