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Good one cassiesmom!!! :D (thinking outside the box you know :D ).......... .., because dialing became just toooo easy on telephones , they just simple caught us off guard,Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Who answers when you press "operator" on a telephone now these days?
You get connected to Mars and a martian who can't understand a word you say. He tells you all about it but, of course, you can't understand a word he says either. You both end up pulling your hair out!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are yams?
Yams are family reunions held by "dust mites" who reside in our pillows :eek: Ah-Choo!!!! Yep, It was a yam alright :D
What is a yawn?
Simple! A hiccup! ((yawn is french, hiccup is.....is.... English....))
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What is a stove ? *gasp*
its one of those things you throw at people you dont like.Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
why is apple jam pink not green? (my mum had a doll that used to say this all the time!)
Apple Jam can become Green and quite tasty when you include the key ingredient to the pulp and sugar~ Sweet Green Peppers!!!! It's a must.
What is a Christmas Cracker?
A Christmas cracker is either a saltine or graham wearing a little Santa hat.
What makes a gallon of milk so heavy?
It comes from over weight cows!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is pumpkin pie?
Pumpkin pie is the ratio of the circumference of a pumpkin to its diameter.
Who were the Pilgrims?
They were the first rock band to come over from England!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What was the MayFlower?
The Mayflower is a ship that was built in the early 1930s for high class trans-Atlantic crossings. It's now a hotel in California, though.
What is a snowflake?
A snowflake is a raindrop that lives at the North Pole. Sometimes they get lost and visit other areas. Then Santa has to send elves to round them up.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why is Rudolph the reindeer's nose red?
Rudolph got himself a sunburn, and that's why his nose is red ...
What is sleet?
Sleet is that gunky stuff that is sometimes in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the mornings!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How many elves does Santa have? :D
Santa Claus has 136 elves. He used to have more, but some retired.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is Boxing Day?
===>> bounce
It's a Time Honored Tradition that is usually done several days after Christmas. You simply gather boxes of various shapes and sizes, fill each of them with exciting and tasty morsels and them.....fling them all out into the snow . It's quite amazing to watch what happens next.... :cool:
Can Oppossums make snow angels?
Only if they are at the Rainbow Bridge. Otherwise, they just make snow possums!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do oppossums like to eat?
I was quite surprised when I threw out a few BOXES filled with Fruit Cake :eek: Mercy, what a mess!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What did Granny Clampett prepare for the New Years Eve Party?
What did Granny Clampett prepare for the New Years Eve Party?
Vodka with black gold, of course. :)
Where do donught holes go?
Donut holes go to Las Vegas where they become the balls in the roulett tables.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gracefulsarah
Can Frosty the Snowman ice skate?
He can ... his skates are made out of wire coat hangers.
What is the appropriate celebration of Leap Day (Feb. 29)?
A beach party!!! Don't forget your swim suit!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How old is the Easter Bunny?
The Easter Bunny is 200, but that's in Easter bunny years.
What is a shamrock?
A shamrock is a flower that has itself painted up to look like a rock. It then lays around trying to fool people into thinking it is, indeed a rock. Hench the name sham rock. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No, it's actually a stainless steel pot. It used to be a teflon coated pot but it's been reported that teflon is bad for us, so it's just stainless steel now.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Question: 'Do bears really *&^% in the woods?'
No! There mom's don't allow them to cuss anywhere. If they do, they get their mouths washed out with soap!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Emeraldgreen
Speaking of bears, do they really like honey?
They really do, but they can get jam or jelly more easily- and they don't risk being stung in the process.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Do bears hibernate in the winter?
MoFF, you are so good at this! I keep reading these questions and answers and laughing!
Bounce ... where is everyone?
No, they fly south!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What does :p mean?
It means "get out of the way! I've eaten too much and am gonna hurl!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
Why is snow cold?
Snow is cold because it tastes better like that.
Why does a watermelon have seeds?
A watermelon has seeds so you can have seed spitting contests. A real crowd favorite here at our fair!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How far can a camel spit? :D
They can spit 200 miles!
What is the soda Squirt made out of?
This went away for awhile and I feel like the time has come to bring it back. Here are the rules from the original "Wrong Game" thread:
So... Almita wants to know what the soda Squirt is made out of!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maya & Inka's Mommy
Coffee.
How many sides does an octagon have?
2 !! The inside and the outside!!;)
Why do we all have hair??
So beauticians won't be out of work.
Why do stars twinkle?
Because they are such happy little souls, they can't stop grinning and it makes their eyes twinkle! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by pomtzu
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite color?
Uhmmm... Robin's egg blue?
Why do April showers bring May flowers?
Because no one else wanted the job. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Can birds spit?